The great French preacher Lacordaire once said the vocation of a soldier is next in dignity to the priesthood, not only because it commissioned him to defend justice on the field of battle and order on the field of peace, but also because it…
FRISCO, TX - Chaos descended on Christ Methodist of Frisco as the all-white choir attempted to sing an African spiritual.The choir tried to start clapping near the outset, but was immediately defeated by the syncopated rhythm and the scene…
News broke this morning that the United States and Iran have agreed to the framework of a peace deal, and our investigative team here at The Babylon Bee has managed to secure a leaked copy. Here, presented for the first time anywhere, are the…
Posted on | May 24, 2026 | No Comments Kylie Brewer a/k/a ‘Crash Out Kylie’ Because I don’t pay much attention to podcasts, I overlooked some delicious drama last year, when an Ivy League-educated “queer feminist” named Kylie Brewer went on the…
U.S. — After yet another failed assassination attempt against President Trump yesterday, the national media has agreed to just start reporting when Trump wasn't shot at.Journalists have become fatigued with repeatedly reporting the same…
Posted on | May 24, 2026 | No Comments Well, what else do we expect of murderous weirdos, huh? If what you’re looking for is logic and rationality, homicidal adolescents probably aren’t the first place you’d look. Monday’s shooting at the…
So another crazy took a shot at or near the president yesterday. The lack of news coverage is stunning, but then there is little actual news to report and the commentariat is enjoying the holiday weekend. And yet, it is becoming so common as…
Posted on | May 24, 2026 | No Comments — compiled by Wombat-socho I wrote a thing. Maybe not as good as Ralts Bloodthorne’s Behold! Humanity (and certainly not as long) but you may find it entertaining. As the post title says, it kept me up…
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural KentuckyLower than expected market value.Priorities.Might need to check the rule book on that one.If Jurassic Park was in Appalachia.If animals took selfies."Try to stay…
Philip Neri had the custom of rising late at night or in the first hours of morning, making his way through the sleeping city of Rome, outside the city walls, to the Basilica of Saint Sebastian. There he would descend beneath the church, to the…
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