Won’t You Dance to My Tune, Lord?

Jesus rebukes the crowds in Matthew’s gospel: “To what shall I compare this generation? They are like children sitting in the marketplaces and calling to one another, ‘We played the flute for you, and you did not dance; we sang a dirge, and you…

Ford Introduces Pumpkin Spice F-150

DEABORN, MI — Just in time for fall, motorists found out that they were in for a special seasonal treat, as the Ford Motor Company introduced the limited edition Pumpkin Spice F-150 pickup truck.The new truck, designed specifically to celebrate…

10 Other Departments Trump Is Renaming

The Department of Defense is officially being renamed the Department of War, but President Trump isn't going to stop there. A long list of government agencies is set to get the same treatment.The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list…