I entered the weekend expecting to write this Sunday morning, the first of the new year, about how alike Christian ministry and politics are since both require that you first raise money and how often that unfortunate fact results in corruption.…
Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Copy Of Trump‘s New Year’s ResolutionsAh, mate, you're a tad late.When your bodyguard is a bull.When you sneak a look at your ex and your girlfriend sees you.Jonathan Winters…
As should be obvious by now, the Solemnity of the Epiphany (celebrated in the Extraordinary Form and in all the Eastern Churches on January 6 and on January 4 in the United States this year in the Ordinary Form) is the day for the Gentiles at…
AP ImagesHarvard University It’s sadly ironic that a university founded in 1636 to train clergy has embraced the devilish religion of racist dogma. But this is the case, warns 40-year Harvard history professor James Hankins. In fact, it’s…
SPOKANE, WA — Local man Travis Barnes sadly failed to check his phone for one hour, missing out on the entirety of World War III.Barnes pulled out his phone only to learn that the war had ended, and also that the war had begun."Aw,…
wh1600/iStock/Getty Images Plus With only a few days left as a member of Congress, North Georgia’s fiery representative is encouraging Americans not to pay their taxes this year.“Almost every Trump voter I see on X is so fed up they are…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump was crushed today when aides informed him that Maduro and Mamdani are, in fact, different people.Trump had initially hailed the successful deposing of a lunatic communist, only to learn it was the one in…
AP Images With the arrest of Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro and his wife, Cilia Flores, the United States will now “run” Venezuela, President Trump said at a news conference this morning. And American oil companies, whose properties…
CARACAS — In a classic Trump move, the President ordered the Delta Force operators who captured Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro to say "You're fired" upon deposing him.The entire Situation Room reportedly broke out in cheers as…
U.S. — Bewildered Democrats watched in utter confusion today as Venezuelans cheered the downfall of warm, cozy collectivism.With longtime communist dictator Nicolas Maduro being deposed overnight, Venezuelans have taken to the streets in tearful…
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