Sunday funnies

Reminder: Santa Wants Gluten In His CookiesASAP!Identification.The spirit of innovation is alive and well among Australia's youth.When you bump into your ex.Appalachian insult of the day.Another edition of the Possum Lodge…

Our “Confinement”

If memory serves (an increasingly dubious supposition), my theatrical debut occurred in the first grade, when I played an elderly Civil War veteran. My opening lines ran: “Here it is Decoration Day, and I’m confined to my bed, too old to be in…

Sick Husband Taken Care Of By Sicker Wife

RICHMOND, KY — Local husband Kevin Manthei fell ill over the weekend, requiring constant care and attention from his wife Bethany, who is currently much more ill.Mrs. Manthei shrugged off a 103-degree fever, body aches, and chills to help her…