WOODSTOCK, ME — Podcast host Tucker Carlson reportedly deflected blame over dirty dishes left in his kitchen sink on Tuesday, notifying his wife that they were placed there by Israel.According to sources, Carlson's wife, Susan Andrews,…
DALLAS, TX — Local driver and overachiever Ethan Harper reportedly showed off an insufferable level of perfectionism during his morning commute on Tuesday by intentionally using his vehicle's turn signal before changing lanes.Witnesses on…
BOSTON, MA — Governor Maura Healey signed into law House Bill 5595 this morning, legalizing abortion in the state of Massachusetts up until a child enters Kindergarten.The new statute would allow mothers five years to bond with their baby before…
First Responders see some horrific things, but even they were probably shocked by a call that came to the station in late July to rush to a Durham, North Carolina home. Inside, a tiny five-pound baby floated quietly in the bathroom toilet,…
U.S. — A new study from the New York Sports Science Laboratory demonstrated that the NFL's new concussion-prevention helmets were proven to be 100% effective at keeping players from looking cool.According to the data gathered, every single…
You’ve heard about the “Learing” Centers, massive-scale money laundering, church invasions, revolutionary mobs, and burning boroughs of Minneapolis — but have you heard about Minnesota’s legal revolution?After winning a narrow legislative…
ARCHERON (LV-426) — A grotesque creature scientists identified as a Xenomorph Queen reportedly elected to freeze its eggs until such time as it becomes "emotionally ready" to have offspring.Researchers believe the Xenomorph Queen had…
The internet is forever. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed is facing a fresh blast from his digital past, with resurfaced videos and podcast episodes revealing commentary targeting Fourth of July fireworks, questioning the…
U.S. — The Democratic Party announced on Tuesday that U.S. citizens were not allowed to remember all those things the party said and did just a few years ago.Eyeing a return to national power, several potential Democratic presidential nominees…
President Trump’s extraordinary escape from Turkey aboard a secret military flight appears to have been hiding in plain sight, captured on video as an airport catering truck quietly moved between Air Force One and the smaller jet that actually…
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