MLB Rebrands To MLBTQ+
U.S. — In an effort to better reflect the league's values, Major League Baseball announced that it had officially rebranded from "MLB" to "MLBTQ+". Source link
Trump Has No Authority to “Take Back Washington” If Janeese Lewis George Becomes D.C. Mayor
When a reporter asked President Trump last Thursday how he would feel if Janeese Lewis George won the District of Columbia’s Democratic mayoral primary, he did not hesitate. “I wouldn’t like it,” he said, and then offered the country a glimpse…
Trump’s Iran “Win” Has a $300 Billion Problem
The Trump administration says Iran may gain access to a $300-billion reconstruction fund under a prospective Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) expected to be signed Friday in Geneva. The agreement was reportedly signed digitally on Sunday.That…
Aliens Go Home & Say There Is No Intelligent Life On Earth After Meeting Neil DeGrasse Tyson
U.S. — Humanity's long-awaited first contact with advanced extraterrestrials came to a disappointing end this week after visiting aliens returned home and officially classified Earth as a barren, unintelligent world following a brief…
Oh No! Trump Negotiates Deal With England And Now They Have The Colonies Back
U.S. — According to sources, a routine agreement negotiated by President Donald Trump has resulted in control of the original 13 colonies being transferred back to Great Britain."This is a massive win for the United States, just…
Trump Says He’ll Read Iran Peace Deal ‘Word by Word’ After Signing
Trump is tired of the misinformation surrounding the deal… President Trump said Tuesday that Americans will get a detailed look at the forthcoming peace agreement with Iran once it is formally signed later this week. Speaking on the sidelines of…
Man Attributes Classical Music Knowledge To Watching Bugs Bunny Cartoons
MADISON, WI — Local man Brad Pulman admitted to friends that all the knowledge he has ever obtained about classical music he received by watching classic Bugs Bunny cartoons."Oh, yeah. The Barber of Seville? That's by Italian composer…
Colorado Voters May Decide on Right to Hunt and Fish
Colorado voters could decide in November 2026 whether to add a constitutionally protected right to hunt, fish, and harvest wildlife to the state constitution. Initiative 302, officially titled the “Constitutional Right to Hunt and Fish,” would…
Colorado Voters May Decide on Right to Hunt and Fish
Colorado voters could decide in November 2026 whether to add a constitutionally protected right to hunt, fish, and harvest wildlife to the state constitution. Initiative 302, officially titled the “Constitutional Right to Hunt and Fish,” would…
Democrats Vow To Keep Fighting Until Nobody In America Can Be Successful
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of Elon Musk officially becoming the world's first confirmed trillionaire, leaders of the Democratic Party pledged to never stop fighting as long as anyone in America is still allowed to be successful.After…