Sunday funnies
Embarrassed Cleveland Browns Suddenly Realize They Forgot To Put A Logo On Their Helmets This Whole TimeSure, blame it on the husky.Slippery fellow.Cats and dogs.One of those days.No offense.So, you're thinking of going to…
America Has a King – The Catholic Thing
This year marks the centennial of the institution of the Solemnity of Christ the King. Pope Pius XI published the encyclical Quas primas on December 11, 1925, which sketched the theology and announced the new feast of the “Kingship of Our Lord…
Cussin’ Is No Big Deal, You Say? Think Again
sdominick/iStock/Getty Images Plus When you’re discussin’ cussin’, many fancy it too much fussin’. I learned this years back when, after editorializing against it years ago, a reader responded that “we aren’t all Little Lord Fauntleroys.”…
Average IQ In Congress Expected To Rise Rise Significantly After MTG Resigns
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene announcing her resignation in January, the average IQ in Congress is expected to rise about 7,000 points.Though the new average will be in the low 40s, the score will be substantially…
Forget “Democratic Socialism,” Says Economist; Embrace “Democratic Capitalism”
Dilok Klaisataporn/iStock/Getty Images Plus “The worst crime against working people is a company which fails to make a profit,” wrote labor leader Samuel Gompers. This is also the sentiment with which economist and professor Mark Skousen…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Resigns as of January 5; Trump Celebrates
AP ImagesMarjorie Taylor Greene GOP Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene is quitting Congress, largely because she is fed up with the Deep State uniparty establishment.But that isn’t the only reason, she said last night in a video and…
Mom Continues Longstanding Tradition Of Making Cranberry Sauce For No One
LANSING, MI — Local mom Janet Fields has continued her decades-long tradition of making cranberry sauce for no one to eat.Despite no one remotely considering touching the cranberry dish for the past thirty years of Thanksgiving dinner, Fields…
‘I’m Going To Collect Nutcrackers,’ Explains Serial Killer
TOPEKA, KS — Local serial killer Roger Thompson spent all morning today explaining his deep passion for collecting nutcrackers.Thompson told his girlfriend that other than one activity he won't mention, there is nothing else on earth that…
North Dakota Supreme Court Upholds Abortion Ban
The North Dakota Supreme Court on Friday restored a near-total ban on abortions, delivering a major victory for pro-life advocates who hailed the decision as a critical step in safeguarding unborn children across the state. In a 3-2 ruling, the…
8 Global Trends That Will Transform the Future Church
As we cross the threshold of a rapidly shifting global landscape, the Church must prepare itself for tectonic changes that will redefine its mission, methods, and missiology. We are living in a kairos moment—a window of divine opportunity—where…