According to a once outspoken and highly resourced climate alarmist, you can hit the “snooze” button on the “Doomsday” alarm clock. On Tuesday, Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates released a memo not only suggesting the end of the world is not yet…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, President Donald Trump broached the subject of scientific collaboration this week with Tesla Founder and CEO Elon Musk, asking if he could come up with a way to supply precisely 1.21 gigawatts of power to…
TULSA, OK — Local dad William Madsen announced he was excited to show his kids some of the horror and action movies he loved from the 1970s, which must be ok because they're rated the same as those Toy Story movies."I think we're…
President Donald Trump and his administration are undoing a Biden-era immigration provision that would have facilitated abortions for children. The Daily Signal reported that the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) is terminating…
COLUMBUS, OH — Local dad Tripp Cashton was elated to receive his acceptance to Ninja School after nailing the feat of leaping under a garage door just as it closed.According to Cashton, he didn't expect his performance to merit acceptance…
U.S. — The American Medial Association announced the long battle with American obesity had finally come to an end thanks to EBT benefits running out amidst the ongoing government shut down."The government being shut down is the best thing…
A few decades back, a Wall Street Journal editor named James Taranto posited what he called “the Roe Effect.” The idea was spawned by data showing a correlation between a woman’s political views and her views and actions regarding abortion.…
LeonU/iStock/Getty Images PlusSan Juan, Puerto Rico “Puerto Rico doesn’t have to be ‘American’ to be a friend of America. Let it be what it already is — a nation.”So editorializes Javier A. Hernández, a Puerto Rican author, linguist,…
jetcityimage/iStock/Getty Images Plus Roughly 42 million Americans are set to lose food assistance next month unless Congress restores funding authority for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). The U.S. Department of…
jetcityimage/iStock/Getty Images Plus Roughly 42 million Americans are set to lose food assistance next month unless Congress restores funding authority for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). The U.S. Department of…
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