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NASA’s Historic Artemis II Mission Back to the Moon
NASA’s Artemis II mission is underway, with four astronauts strapped in and preparing for liftoff at 6:24 p.m. ET from Kennedy Space Center in Florida. The crew includes Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, and Christina Koch, along with Canadian Space…
In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson Eats Entire Stick Of Glue
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a persuasive argument in favor of maintaining birthright citizenship, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson ate an entire stick of glue.The government counsel paused his oral arguments to watch in morbid fascination as Jackson…
Jaden Ivey: “All I’m preaching about is Jesus Christ and they waived me.”
The NBA’s Jaden Ivey was waived by the Chicago Bulls on Monday for “conduct detrimental to the team” — shorthand for politically incorrect comments he’s made ranging from criticism of “Pride Month” to his bold, outspoken and sometimes…
Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There’s Anything He Needs To Get Off His Chest
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After scandalous photos surfaced online of her husband Bryon, former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem reportedly asked him if there was anything he'd like to get off his chest.Noem's marriage had…
CB Bucknor Calls Entire Game Without Once Looking Up From His Newspaper
HOUSTON, TX — Major League Baseball history was made today, as longtime umpire CB Bucknor called the entire game from behind home plate without once looking up from his newspaper.The embattled umpire brushed off the intense criticism he had…
Research Shows Young Men Want Marriage Yet Lack Confidence in Dating
An important new survey from the Institute for Family Studies (IFS) on the marital and fatherhood interests of young men in America tell us that only 6% of those age 18 through 23 are married and just 25% of those between 24 and 29-years of age…
Trump Sneaks Onto Supreme Court Bench Cleverly Disguised As Justice Sotomayor
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the Supreme Court hearing arguments today over birthright citizenship, President Trump cleverly snuck his way onto the bench by disguising himself as Justice Sonia Sotomayor.No one was the wiser as Trump settled into…
Tennessee Legislature Passes Bill to Stop Mail-Order Abortions
The Tennessee General Assembly has passed legislation that would hold out-of-state distributors of abortion pills accountable when the drugs are mailed into the state and result in the death of a preborn child. The goal of the bill is to stop…
DeSantis Signs Florida’s Version of the SAVE Act, Tightens Voter ID Rules
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a new election law Wednesday requiring proof of citizenship to vote and tightening voter ID rules, setting up a legal fight over access to the ballot. The measure mirrors the federal SAVE America Act backed by…
NASA Plays Incredible April Fools’ Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon
MERRITT ISLAND, FL — In one of the biggest April Fools' jokes in decades, NASA is pretending once again to actually be going to the moon.NASA has reportedly spent hundreds of millions of dollars on the elaborate prank, going so far as to…