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Trump Announces Plan To Take Australia And Cash In Its 2 Troop Bonus Every Round, Wait Till All The Other Armies Are Depleted, Then Launch His Assault On Asia
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has revealed his plan to seize Australia, cash in its two-troop continent bonus each turn, wait for the other armies to deplete each other, and then launch an invasion of Asia.Trump stated that with only one…
Trump Says NATO Becomes ‘More Formidable’ With Greenland in the Hands of the U.S.
President Donald Trump argued Wednesday morning that Greenland is “vital” to his plans to build a “Golden Dome” of defense to protect the United States, as he ramps up his push for the U.S. to acquire the territory. He also said NATO would…
Alfonso Used to Work for Planned Parenthood, Now He Stands Outside Saving Babies
Alfonso came out of the Army hoping to work in the medical field to help people as he had in combat. He began as a medical biller and coder and went to work for Planned Parenthood. He first felt like he was doing a service for women. Alfonso’s…
SCOTUS Rules Congressional Candidates Can Legally Challenge Mail-In Voting Laws
It’s “Election DAY.” Not Election MONTH. The Supreme Court handed Illinois Republican Rep. Michael Bost a big win Wednesday in a 7-2 ruling, allowing him to sue over the state’s loose mail-in voting deadlines. Bost targeted Illinois’ policy that…
Hole In Man’s Heart Turns Out To Be In Shape Of Mini-Excavator
TYLER, TX — Local man Ryan Jennings discovered today that the hole in his heart was actually in the precise shape of a seven-ton mini-excavator. Upon his ascension into the cab and first feel of the controls, Jennings suddenly felt as if the…
State Department Announces Visa Freeze for 75 Countries Including Somalia, Russia, Afghanistan
The State Department is pausing visa processing for 75 countries as it cracks down on applicants deemed likely to become a “public charge,” according to a memo first reported by Fox News Digital. The memo directs consular officers to refuse…
SANCTUARY SHAKEUP! Trump Vows Fed Cash Freeze for ‘Criminal Protection Centers Known as Sanctuary Cities’
He promised it on the trail. Now he’s putting a date on it. President Trump announced that his administration will strip federal funding from sanctuary cities and states, teeing up a major showdown over immigration enforcement and federal…
Some American Personnel Told to Evacuate Military Bases in Middle East: Report
The warning lights are flashing in the desert. Some personnel at the U.S.’ largest military base in the Middle East have been urged to leave, a U.S. official told CNN on Wednesday, as the Trump administration weighs military action against Iran.…
South Carolina Bill Would Ban All Abortions, Call Killing a Baby Murder
South Carolina Republican lawmakers have introduced legislation that would provide equal protection to unborn children by applying the state’s homicide laws to abortion from the moment of conception, effectively banning abortions and treating it…
U.S. Sees Net Negative Migration for First Time in Decades: Report
More immigrants left the United States than those who entered the country in 2025 — a stunning turn not seen “in at least a half a century,” according to a new estimate from economists. A report published this week by the Brookings Institution…