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British Ask If Trump Can Do That Same Thing With Keir Starmer
LONDON, UK — In the wake of the swift capture and extradition of Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro, millions of ordinary British citizens have asked if Trump could please come do that same thing with Prime Minister Keir Starmer.According to…
Man’s High School Hacky Sack Skills Woefully Underprepared Him For Adult Life
SAN JOSE, CA — Local man Jeremy Gibbons' incredible hacky sack skills have somehow left him woefully unprepared for adult life.Despite spending hundreds of hours throughout high school obtaining sick hacky sack skills, Gibbons has still…
The Source of Corruption – The Hugh Hewitt Show
I entered the weekend expecting to write this Sunday morning, the first of the new year, about how alike Christian ministry and politics are since both require that you first raise money and how often that unfortunate fact results in corruption.…
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Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Copy Of Trump‘s New Year’s ResolutionsAh, mate, you're a tad late.When your bodyguard is a bull.When you sneak a look at your ex and your girlfriend sees you.Jonathan Winters…
‘Nations shall walk by your light’
As should be obvious by now, the Solemnity of the Epiphany (celebrated in the Extraordinary Form and in all the Eastern Churches on January 6 and on January 4 in the United States this year in the Ordinary Form) is the day for the Gentiles at…
Forever War — on Whites: Harvard Has Gone Full Racist
AP ImagesHarvard University It’s sadly ironic that a university founded in 1636 to train clergy has embraced the devilish religion of racist dogma. But this is the case, warns 40-year Harvard history professor James Hankins. In fact, it’s…
Sad: This Man Didn’t Check The News For One Hour And Missed The Entirety Of World War III
SPOKANE, WA — Local man Travis Barnes sadly failed to check his phone for one hour, missing out on the entirety of World War III.Barnes pulled out his phone only to learn that the war had ended, and also that the war had begun."Aw,…
MTG Pushes a “Tax Revolt” in 2026 Over Fraud, Foreign Wars. Have Americans Finally Had Enough?
wh1600/iStock/Getty Images Plus With only a few days left as a member of Congress, North Georgia’s fiery representative is encouraging Americans not to pay their taxes this year.“Almost every Trump voter I see on X is so fed up they are…
Aides Tell Disappointed Trump That Maduro And Mamdani Are Different People
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump was crushed today when aides informed him that Maduro and Mamdani are, in fact, different people.Trump had initially hailed the successful deposing of a lunatic communist, only to learn it was the one in…
Trump Says U.S. Will “Run” Venezuela. Maduro, Wife Captured This Morning in Delta Force Raid
AP Images With the arrest of Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro and his wife, Cilia Flores, the United States will now “run” Venezuela, President Trump said at a news conference this morning. And American oil companies, whose properties…