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Dad Lives 7 Entire Lifetimes Before Rest Of Family Wakes Up
SPEARVILLE, KS — By the time his family woke up Tuesday morning, it had become clear to everyone that family patriarch Josh Billings had already lived seven full lifetimes."I've seen things you wouldn't believe," Billings…
Check Out These Amazing Features On The New Trump-Class Battleship
President Trump announced an exciting new Trump-class battleship that will be the largest, fastest, and most powerful battleship fleet in the world.The Babylon Bee has obtained an exclusive schematic of this formidable new war machine:Additional…
Post-Bondi, a Woman Applauds Male Courage
chuckmoser/iStock/Getty Images Plus “‘Guns don’t kill people; men and boys kill people,’ experts say,” read an October 2017 USA Today headline. The next month, Democrat Dana Nessel, running for Michigan attorney general, told state…
Gender Ideology Is a Cult Religion Seeking to Destroy Children
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 7:15 — 10.0MB)Subscribe: Android | | More The movement to suck children into the LGBTQIA+ agenda is a religious cult that operates in academia,…
Dad Disappointed As Thompson Submachine Gun-Shaped Box Turns Out To Be Socks
CLEVELAND, OH — While opening a present shaped like a Tommy gun, local father Fred Reinfeld was once again disappointed to discover it was only socks."Huh. I was really sure this was going to be a M1928 Thompson Submachine Gun,"…
New Photos Reveal Epstein Had A Sick Fetish For Girls With Giant Black Squares For Heads
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After the latest batch of Epstein files was released by the Department of Justice, it has become evident to everyone that Jeffrey Epstein, along with being a vile sex trafficker, had some sick fetish for girls with giant black…
Man Still Doesn’t Quite Trust Anything Without Official Nintendo Seal Of Quality
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA — According to sources, local man Mark Hunter still doesn't quite trust any product that lacks the Official Nintendo Seal of Quality."Every time I go shopping, I feel like I'm rolling the dice," Hunter…
White House Releases Official POTUS-FLOTUS Christmas Portrait [SEE IT]
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The official White House Christmas portrait is out. President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump are dressed in black, standing hand in hand before glowing Christmas trees and classic holiday décor inside the White House. The president…
Federal Judge Blocks California’s ‘Gender Secrecy’ in Schools
A federal judge blocked California on Monday from forcing teachers to hide students’ gender transitions from parents, delivering a major blow to the state’s school secrecy policies. The ruling stems from a class-action lawsuit brought by two…
The Rich Theology of Christmas Carols
Scripture portrays the Incarnation as an act of war against Satan, sin, and death. God taking on flesh is at the center of the cosmic conflict between good and evil; a battle for a world never fully lost by God but recaptured in the life, death,…