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Dog CDC Announces Eating Own Poo Completely Safe
ATLANTA, GA — In a groundbreaking statement that seemed to do away with all previous data, a group of researchers from the Dog CDC announced that eating your own poo was completely safe.According to the new data, coprophagia, the common act of…
The Kirk Hatred: “It’s Deeper Than Mental Illness”
sdominick/iStock/Getty Images Plus While clearly a painful reality for some, “mental illness” has long been an abused concept. Cold War-era Marxist nations would sometimes declare dissenters mentally ill and then lock them away in…
Brett Kavanaugh, John Grisham and the Rise of Assassination Culture
It was the Irish author and playwright Oscar Wilde who famously wrote, “Life imitates art far more than art imitates life” – a prescient observation considering new details that emerged last week regarding the thwarted assassination attempt of…
The Left/Right Political Spectrum Is a LIE
“The Left!” “The Right!” These words are shouted daily, as if their meaning were self-evident. Yet few ever stop to ask: What do they actually mean? Most people imagine a straight line: the center is “neutral,” the left is “liberal,” and the…
Google, YouTube Parent Company Admits Biden Officials Pushed for Censorship.
AP Images In a letter to U.S. House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan, Alphabet, the company that owns Google and YouTube, confessed that the Biden administration pressed the company to censor “misinformation.”The letter from the…
Join 35th Annual ‘See You at the Pole’ Wednesday
At least one million people worldwide are expected to participate in the 35th annual See You at the Pole this Wednesday. Please pray that God will use this gathering to stir the hearts of young people to know the truth of the Gospel. See You at…
2,400 Babies are Killed Every Day in Abortions. Why Don’t More People Care?
It has probably happened to you at some point in your life’s journey—you have to excuse yourself from a meeting, a party, or some other event because of a family crisis. There really is no need to explain, because virtually everyone can relate.…
‘It’s Still Early, There’s A Lot Of Baseball Left,’ Says Man Whose Team Is Losing By 7 Runs In The 9th
SAN DIEGO, CA — According to sources, local man Chris Martin exhibited signs of delusional behavior last night as he continued to hold out hope that his favorite baseball team could still pull out a win despite being down by 7 runs in the 9th…
Pete Hegseth Eliminates Committee That Spent $1 Million Promoting Abortion
The Department of War is discontinuing a committee criticized for pushing feminism in the military, according to a memo obtained by The Daily Signal. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth signed the memo saying he has determined that the reinstatement…
Man Wakes Up as His Organs Were Just About to be Harvested
The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), led by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., has announced sweeping reforms to the nation’s organ transplant system following serious evidence of unethical practices. The investigation was sparked by the…