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Two Bros Caught In Infinite Loop After Greeting, ‘I’m Good, Man, How Are You?’
CHINO, CA — A casual greeting between two local men quickly turned disastrous, ensnaring them in an infinite loop of saying, "I'm good, man, how are you?"According to witnesses, Raymond Sheffield greeted longtime "bro"…
Swiss Euthanasia Clinic Kills Healthy 56-Year-Old Woman
A physically healthy woman who ended her life in a Swiss assisted suicide clinic last week discovered she could end her life this way after viewing an ITV documentary about a similar case three years previously. Wendy Duffy, a 56-year-old former…
Sorry, Jimmy Kimmel: It’s Not Funny to Joke About the First Lady as a Widow
Late-night “comedian” Jimmy Kimmel doubled down on his controversial comments from the weekend concerning First Lady Melania Trump, suggesting she was wishing her husband were dead. In what was spun as a “roast” ahead of the ill-fated White…
DOJ Indicts Former FBI Director James Comey for Second Time as Details Remain Unclear
The Department of Justice has indicted James Comey for a second time, according to multiple reports on Tuesday, reopening a legal fight that appeared dead just months ago. The new charges were not immediately disclosed, and officials have yet to…
Media Still Stumped As To Motive Of Gunman With Manifesto Titled ‘Why I’m Going To Kill Donald J. Trump’
U.S. — Members of the national media remained completely baffled as to the target or motive of a gunman carrying a detailed, 47-page manifesto entitled "Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump."The document reportedly provided a…
Media Still Stumped As To Motive Of Gunman With Manifesto Entitled ‘Why I’m Going To Kill Donald J Trump’
U.S. — Members of the national media remained completely baffled as to the target or motive of a gunman carrying a detailed, 47-page manifesto entitled "Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump."The document reportedly provided a…
Hungover Pete Hegseth Terrified To Wake Up To Redcoats On White House Lawn
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth awoke Tuesday morning with a brutal hangover, only to be seized with terror by the sight of British Redcoats standing on the White House lawn.After briefly wondering if this was all a…
Trump, Omar Argue Over Whether It’s ‘Two Corinthians’ Or ‘Eleven Corinthians’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A heated dispute broke out on Capitol Hill on Tuesday as President Donald Trump and Congresswoman Ilhan Omar clashed over whether the correct title of the Apostle Paul's epistle was "Two Corinthians" or…
Federal In-car Monitoring Mandate Expands Data Collection and Control Powers
A federal mandate rooted in a 2021 bipartisan law is set to reshape every new car sold in the United States, and potentially the boundaries of personal mobility itself. By the 2027 model year, vehicles will be required to include systems that…
Cole Allen’s Leftist Manifesto Explains Why He Wanted to Assassinate President Trump
Many mass shooters are psychopaths, loners, or severely mentally ill. But the shooter who attacked the White House Correspondents’ Dinner (WHCD) on Saturday night, a 31-year-old software developer with a master’s degree, intellectual talents,…