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Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Amid national outrage over Somali immigrants in Minneapolis raping people all the time, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz held a press conference to assure concerned citizens that not all Somali rapists are bad people."I'm…
WATCH NOW: President Trump Hosts a Signing Ceremony for the DRC–Rwanda Peace Agreement
The President of the Republic of Rwanda and the President of the Democratic Republic of the Congo join President Trump to participate in a Signing Ceremony for the DRC–Rwanda Peace Agreement. Source link
An Anonymous Source Has Revealed To Us That The Washington Post’s Journalists All Still Wet The Bed And Wear Paw Patrol Pajamas (Which Are For Dumb Little Babies)
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An anonymous source has just revealed to The Babylon Bee that the Washington Post's journalists all still wet their beds and wear Paw Patrol pajamas, which are for dumb little babies.According to the unnamed source, every…
Klavdiya’s Twelve Days: When Angels Feed Goats
Psalm 23:4 – ‘Even when I walk through the darkest valley, I will not be afraid, for you are with me.’ In the pre-dawn darkness of June 6, 2023, when the Kakhovka Dam was breached and the waters of the Dnipro River surged without warning through…
Well, Looks Like They’re Still Making LaCroix
U.S. — In a surprising new revelation that was sure to raise eyebrows across the country, a new investigation revealed that, yes, it looks like they're still making LaCroix.The unexpected finding shocked researchers who sought to determine…
Seven States Could Vote on Abortion in 2026
Pro-life advocates are bracing for a pivotal battle in 2026 as voters in seven states prepare to weigh in on ballot measures that could either safeguard legal protections for the unborn or create a fake right to kill babies in abortions. With…
‘Black Hawk Down’ Remake To Be Filmed In Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — A remake of the popular 2001 war film Black Hawk Down was reportedly in development at Columbia Pictures, with producers eyeing downtown Minneapolis as the primary filming location."I got stuck there on a layover once, and…
Josh Shapiro Torches Kamala Harris for Former Veep’s Book Claims
Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro just torched former Vice President Kamala Harris in a no-holds-barred interview, accusing her of lying in her new memoir and smearing him to sell copies. Harris’ book, 107 Days, claims Shapiro peppered her vetting…
Christian Student Wins Battle to Start Pro-Life Group at Her College
A Christian college student in California has successfully established a pro-life club on her campus, overcoming an initial rejection by school administrators who cited concerns over political affiliations, in a win for pro-life advocates.…
Only 24% of American Voters Know Charlie Kirk’s Killer is a Radical Leftist
ABC late-night comedian Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t suspended for very long for preposterously claiming that Charlie Kirk’s alleged murderer, Tyler Robinson, was a right-wing MAGA type. In the wake of Kirk’s killing, the media aggressively played dumb,…