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Massie Names Names From Epstein Files and Will Move for Vote on Second Transparency Act
GOP Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky named names in the Epstein Files on the floor of the House of Representatives yesterday, in announcing that he will seek a discharge petition to put yet another Epstein Files bill up for a vote.The…
Massie Names Names From Epstein Files and Will Move for Vote on Second Transparency Act
GOP Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky named names in the Epstein Files on the floor of the House of Representatives yesterday, in announcing that he will seek a discharge petition to put yet another Epstein Files bill up for a vote.The…
Suspicions Of Ayatollah’s Death Rise After His Name Appears On California Voter Rolls
SACRAMENTO, CA — After months of speculation about Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei's health, suspicions of his demise arose once more after his name was discovered on the California voter rolls.According to reports, "Mojtaba H.…
Trump Admin Cyber Push Reaches Texas Water Systems, With Plans to Expand Nationwide
The Trump administration has launched a new cybersecurity initiative ostensibly aimed at protecting Texas water systems from foreign hackers.The state and federal officials present the pilot program called Project Watershed 250 as a defensive…
NFL Hoping A White Player Will Eventually Make It Into End Zone To See ‘End Racism’ Message
U.S. — The National Football League expressed hope that this would finally be the season when a white player would make it to the end zone and see the "End Racism" message.The NFL has diligently painted the message on hundreds of end…
Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam
MEDINA, OH — In a terribly unlucky break, local sixth-grader Mackenzie Warner completely flunked her geography test after President Trump renamed everything right in the middle of the exam.Warner reportedly felt confident turning in her quiz,…
Elderly Canadian Woman is Tired of Being Asked About Euthanasia
Do not ask me about euthanasia. I am not interested. I was contacted by a woman who was calling us on behalf of her elderly Aunt who was receiving treatment in a hospital in London Ontario. The Aunt wanted to know if there was anything that…
Satan Wondering If He Went Too Far With Feminism
HELL — The Prince of Darkness admitted he may have made a big mistake, as Satan reportedly wondered if he had gone too far when he orchestrated the modern feminist movement."Uh, seeing how things are shaking out with this most recent news…
Swiss Politician Seeks to Change 600-year-old Coat of Arms in Name of “Progress”
In a story that seemingly belongs on humorous news website Not the Bee, a Swiss cantonal parliamentarian proposed changing the coat of arms of his canton, Bern, in order to make it more “progressive” and “gender neutral.”The proposal, made in…
Joe Biden Accused Pro-Life Catholics of Being Domestic Terrorists
The Department of Justice’s recent report discussing how the FBI under President Biden abused its authority by spying on Catholics has much to commend, though for some reason it left out important issues that previously surfaced and are worth…