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tephen A. Smith blasts Jill Biden over Biden debate fallout, says Democrats damaged their own brand
Stephen A. Smith unloaded on Jill Biden during Wednesday’s episode of his “Straight Shooter” podcast, accusing Democrats of damaging their own credibility with voters after years of publicly defending former President Joe Biden. Smith zeroed in…
Man Needing Break From Reality Turns On CNN
FRANKLIN, KY — Following a long day at work in the middle of what had been a stressful week of responsibilities and anxiety, one local man decided to take a much-needed break from reality by turning on CNN.Patrick Sullivan said he was searching…
’60 Minutes’ Begins Search For New Pompous Blowhard
NEW YORK, NY — After the firing of longtime contributor Scott Pelley due to ongoing conflicts with producers, the long-running CBS News program 60 Minutes began its search for a new pompous blowhard.Pelley's abrupt departure reportedly left…
Megyn Kelly Tells Listeners They Can Save 20% On Brooklyn Bedding With Promo Code ‘ALLAHUAKBAR’
U.S. — Former journalist Megyn Kelly announced on her podcast today that listeners could now save 20% on products from sponsor Brooklyn Bedding by using the promo code "ALLAHUAKBAR."Kelly announced that, thanks to Allah, listeners…
Associated Press Warns That Trebuchets Are Exempt From U.S. Gun Laws
U.S. — The Associated Press has warned that despite their deadly nature, medieval trebuchets are mostly exempt from firearm regulations in the United States.The AP cautioned its audience that full-sized counterweight trebuchet is capable of…
The Daily Wire is Not Collapsing
If you’re a consumer of mainstream news, you might be under the impression that The Daily Wire, the conservative news company and website founded by Ben Shapiro, is foundering, flailing and even fading into the liberal night. After all, just…
‘The New York Times’ Updates Slogan To ‘All The News That’s Fit To Print Plus Any Rumor No Matter How Implausible’
NEW YORK, NY — The New York Times, one of the country's most venerated newspapers, announced it was adapting to trying times by changing its longtime slogan to "All the news that's fit to print plus any rumor, no matter how…
‘The View’ Announces All-New Cast Of Angry Middle-Aged Women
U.S. — Longtime daytime talk show "The View" has announced that next season will feature an all-new cast of angry middle-aged women.After years of occasional changes among the show's personalities, ABC has moved to replaced all…
CNN founder Ted Turner dies at 87 after reshaping television news and building media empire
Ted Turner, the larger-than-life media mogul who founded CNN and forever changed the way Americans consume news, died Wednesday at age 87, according to a statement from Turner Enterprises. Turner revolutionized television journalism when he…
TPUSA CEO Erika Kirk Slams Media, Jimmy Kimmel After White House Correspondents’ Dinner Shooting
Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk, who took over the organization after the killing of her husband Charlie Kirk last year, is warning of what she’s calling a “serious epidemic of dehumanization” in America. “We are all human beings,” she said…