Politics
Al-Qaeda Wins New York Primary
NEW YORK, NY — Almost 25 years after it successfully flew two jetliners into the Twin Towers, killing thousands of people, Al-Qaeda clinched Tuesday's New York City primary election in an explosive landslide victory.According to sources,…
Former Lawmaker Sentenced to 33 Years for Sexually Exploiting Children. Democrat Fantasized About Raping Kids in Texts
Former New Hampshire state legislator Stacie Marie Laughton will go to prison for 33 years on child exploitation and pornography charges.Stacie Marie Laughton — real name Barry — was the poster boy, or girl, for Democratic tolerance. He was the…
4D Chess: Trump Makes Reflecting Pool Even Swampier So It Will Reflect D.C. More Accurately
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brilliant move of 4D chess, President Donald Trump made the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool even more swamp-like to better reflect the reality of the nation's capital.Though Trump played coy with the media about his…
U.S. State Department Dismantles International Birth Tourism Networks
The U.S. Department of State has dismantled multiple “birth tourism” networks operating across Europe and Africa, according to The Daily Wire. These operations helped foreign nationals fraudulently obtain visitor visas primarily to give birth on…
Carlson Quits GOP Over Support for Israel
Podcaster Tucker Carlson has quit the Republican Party over its support for Israel over the interests of Americans.Carlson told the Can’t Be Censored podcast last week that the GOP has betrayed its own voters and is “not loyal” to the United…
Reflecting Pool Algae Surges Ahead Of Kamala In 2028 Democrat Presidential Polls
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The algae from the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool surged ahead of former Vice President Kamala Harris in polls for the Democratic Party's 2028 presidential nomination.The news came over the weekend after many Democrats…
Democrat Candidate For Michigan District 32 Sanitation Board Promises To Free Palestine
MASON, MI — Democratic candidate Brad Winkler vowed to "Free Palestine" as he launched his campaign for the District 32 Sanitation Board this week.Standing in front of a wastewater treatment facility covered with "Justice for…
Newsom Raises State Income Tax To 110 Percent
SACRAMENTO, CA — Facing an operational budget shortfall of $10 billion, Governor Gavin Newsom announced today that he would offset expenditures by raising the California state income tax to 110%.According to government officials, one hundred…
Trump Signs Border-security Reconciliation Bill. What’s in It?
On June 10, President Donald Trump signed legislation ensuring that U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will remain fully funded through fiscal 2029, ending a standoff with Democrats, who…
In First Setback to Homeschooling in Decades, Connecticut Declares War
Connecticut officials just adopted the first major new restriction on homeschooling in America in decades, forcing parents to seek permission from “child welfare” authorities while imposing a slew of new regulations on families who exit…