Scripture
10 Common Misconceptions About The Bible, Corrected
The Bible is the most widely read and revered book in human history, but there are still a lot of misconceptions about what it is and what it says.The Babylon Bee is here to clear up and correct some of these common misconceptions to provide…
Apostles Quickly Start Acting Pious As They Notice Luke Watching And Taking Notes
PHILIPPI — A palpable change in tone and demeanor exhibited by a pair of traveling preachers was observed today, as the apostles quickly started acting more pious after they noticed their companion, Luke, watching and taking notes.Apostles Paul…
Scholars Believe David’s Attention Was Captured By Bathsheba’s American Eagle Jeans
JERUSALEM — Recent discoveries through in-depth study of ancient texts provided new insight into a well-known biblical tale, as scholars now believe that King David's attention was initially captured by Bathsheba's American Eagle…