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Thousands Of Potentially Career-Ending Posts Thwarted By Internet Outage
U.S. — Thanks to Tuesday's global Internet outage, tens of thousands of career-ending social media posts were thwarted.Approximately 32,420 racist or oddly sexual posts could not be published to the Internet today, sparing several careers…
New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With “OK”
SILICON VALLEY, CA — AI has become more lifelike than ever before, say advance users of OpenAI's new "Dad-GPT," which responds to all queries with a simple "OK."According to developers, the model was specifically…
Sad: This Guy Discovered The Cure To Cancer But He Posted It On Threads And No One Saw It
REDWOOD CITY, CA — Scientist Cameron Johnson discovered the cure to cancer this week, but no one saw the information because he posted it on Threads.Johnson reported being thrilled by his discovery and rushed to share his research with the…
Can You Spot The Differences Between These Grokipedia And Wikipedia Articles?
Elon Musk announced this week that his A.I. tool Grok would be curating a competitor to online encyclopedia giant Wikipedia called Grokipedia.The Babylon Bee staff meticulously combed through countless articles from both sites in search of any…
New Google Maps Setting Shows Husband The Route Wife Thinks He Should Take
U.S. — A new setting on Google Maps was expected to save thousands of marriages by forgoing the optimum travel route to instead direct the husband along the route his wife thinks he should take.This cutting-edge new option will throw out all…