theology
Man Condemned To Hell For Texting ‘LOL’ When He Didn’t Really Laugh Out Loud
HADES — Demons happily welcomed 27-year-old Jim Carole to Hell on Tuesday after he was immediately condemned to eternal damnation for texting "LOL" to a close friend when he didn't really laugh out loud."Ahh! It Burns! MY…
Rep. Michael Cloud Refutes Methodist Pastor on Theology
Scripture can both explain, amplify and inform public policy, but it’s also been known, at times, to be either misapplied or misinterpreted to make a point or advance an agenda. The Reverend Mariah Tollgaard was invited to testify on Wednesday…
Missionary on Hour Twelve of Trying to Get ChatGPT Saved
KISSIMMEE, FL — Sources close to missionary Keith Johnson reported that he had entered his twelfth hour of doing the Lord's work and trying to convert ChatGPT to Christianity.According to insiders, Johnson had been engrossed in detailed…
Introvert Samaritan Crosses To Other Side Of Street To Avoid Small Talk With Man Left For Dead
JERICHO — The victim of a local violent assault and robbery saw his predicament go from bad to worse today, as an introverted Samaritan reportedly crossed over to the other side of the road to avoid having to make small talk with a man who had…
Jesus Kinda Bummed He Was Born On December 25 And Now His Birthday Will Be Overshadowed By Christmas Every Year
CAPERNAUM — Reports surfaced this week that carpenter-turned-traveling teacher Jesus of Nazareth expressed disappointment with having to share a birthday with the biggest holiday of the year.Though He had built up a substantial following…
Why Bible Study Application Feels Confusing…
By The Stream Published on December 11, 2025 If you struggle with applying scripture to your life, or knowing what your Bible study means for you today — this is the video for you. There’s one simple rule of thumb that Faith Womack unpacks in…
The Pagan Roots of Christmas? Bah, Humbug!
By The Stream Published on December 5, 2025 Is Christmas A Pagan Holiday? Some are convinced Christmas is a beautiful celebration of Jesus. Others are convinced it’s a dark conspiracy from Babylon involving Nimrod, pagan trees, etc. In this…
Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom
HEAVEN — Celestial sources have recently confirmed that people who prefer ham to turkey at Thanksgiving will not enter the kingdom of God. According to the Almighty, preferring ham on the fourth Thursday of November is a sure sign of reprobation…
Scholars Now Believe Number Of The Beast Is Actually 67
JERUSALEM — In a development which many see as an irrefutable sign of the impeding end times, biblical scholars and historians have reached a consensus that the Number of the Beast is actually 67. The decision comes after a newly reevaluated…
10 Differences Between Ideology and Theology
“Many see Judas not merely as a man who sold his Master out for silver, but as one whose ideology betrayed him before his lips did. In this reading, Judas’ disillusionment stemmed from Jesus’ refusal to conform to the political and revolutionary…