Worldviews
8 Signs Your Car Might Have Been Radicalized
There are a lot of voices out there. Do you know which ones your car is listening to? If you're not careful, your own vehicle may fall under the spell of a dangerous and radical ideology.Here are some of the signs that your car may have…
So-Called Christian Nationalist Hasn’t Even Posted Anything Overtly Hateful Online Yet Today
BOISE, ID — The credentials of one local man were called into question, as the so-called Christian Nationalist had yet to post anything overtly hateful on social media today.Despite publicly identifying himself as a Christian Nationalist, Jacob…
Aw, Nice: Someone Just Shouted ‘God Is the Greatest!’ In Arabic, So Something Really Good Must Be Happening
WORLD — Across the globe this past weekend, dozens of people had the great fortune to hear someone shouting "God is the greatest!" in Arabic, a sure sign that something really good was happening.People in Berlin, New York City, and…
Conspiracy Theorist Changes Mind After Being Presented With Evidence, Logic [Satire]
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SPRINGFIELD, MO — After being presented with evidence, local conspiracy theorist Sam Baxter changed his mind, rationally thinking things through and coming to a more logical conclusion.Baxter quickly abandoned his prior position, admitting that…
New ‘Communist Catan’ Expansion Set Just Makes Players All Wait Their Turn For Grain
U.S. — A new "Communist Catan" expansion pack for the popular board game will have players just sit and wait for their turn to collect small amounts of grain.Instead of building cities or trading resources to grow one's economy,…
Liberals Give Us Their 10 Most Convincing Arguments For Abortion
Among Americans, there remains an ever-growing divide between those who are pro-life and those who are pro-killing-their-baby. In an attempt to bridge this divide, The Babylon Bee interviewed thousands of liberals to hear their compelling…
Pride Parade Forces To Change Direction After Route Takes It Within 200 Yards Of School
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — A parade celebrating Pride Month was forced to suddenly change course after participants informed organizers that none of them were allowed within 200 yards of a local elementary school."We can't go that way,"…
Baby Adopted By Two Gay Dudes Immediately Puts Self Back Up for Adoption
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Upon realizing that he had somehow gotten stuck in a house with two gay dudes, local baby Christopher Ellison decided to put himself immediately back up for adoption.According to sources, Ellison became suspicious that…
Tucker Claims Muslims Love Jesus So Much They Help His Followers Meet Him
U.S. — According to podcast host and self-professed theologian Tucker Carlson, Muslims aren't anti-Christian. In fact, they love Jesus so much that they want to help His followers meet Him as soon as possible."They love Jesus more than…
Thanks, Wokeness: Commercials No Longer Showing Medicine As Tiny Little Warriors Who Murder Tiny Little Germs
U.S. — According to advertising experts, the reason television commercials no longer depict medicine as tiny little warriors murdering tiny little germs is because of "wokeness."A recent survey of consumers indicated that people had…