LONDON — In a stunning fall from power, one of the world's foremost Muslim leaders was forced to resign as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.Keir Starmer, a preeminent voice for Islam on the world stage over the past several years,…
News broke this morning that the United States and Iran have agreed to the framework of a peace deal, and our investigative team here at The Babylon Bee has managed to secure a leaked copy. Here, presented for the first time anywhere, are the…
Millions of people have only just learned from Congresswoman Ilhan Omar that there have actually been 11 World Wars, not just two. Sadly, most Americans do not even know the most basic facts about these critical historical events.To close this…
Whoa, man. Check it out: That's a free couch sitting on the side of the road there. Not a chair. Not a love seat. A whole friggin' couch.Couches cost so much these days, this is like finding $2,000 sitting in an envelope on the side of…
CHARLOTTE, NC — Advertisements popped up all across the city this week for a local speakeasy, The Hush Room, modeled as a completely discreet and hidden Prohibition-era bar that no one knows about.Posters, radio, and television advertisements…
TEHRAN — The Iranian government has officially announced a successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, introducing today the new Supreme Ayatollah, Tucker Carlson.Ayatollah Carlson will immediately take the helm as the foremost political leader for the…
SOUTH BEND, IN — According to sources, local husband and father Glenn Riverton has reportedly entered the crossword era of his life."Ooh!" he was overheard exclaiming as a copy of the New York Times arrived on his doorstep.…
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It's the end of December, which means people all over the world are making their lists of New Year's resolutions for 2026 — and President Donald Trump is no different.Through high-level contacts, The Babylon Bee has obtained the…
As we close out 2025, the time has come to announce the greatest of all awards, that prize far more coveted than a mere Nobel Prize or Oscar. After hours of intense debate, countless votes, and the sacking of two employees, we are now ready to…
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