TEHRAN — The Iranian government has officially announced a successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, introducing today the new Supreme Ayatollah, Tucker Carlson.Ayatollah Carlson will immediately take the helm as the foremost political leader for the…
SOUTH BEND, IN — According to sources, local husband and father Glenn Riverton has reportedly entered the crossword era of his life."Ooh!" he was overheard exclaiming as a copy of the New York Times arrived on his doorstep.…
With tensions continuing to mount over ICE operations in Minneapolis, the journalists at The Babylon Bee are on the ground to document the despicable actions carried out by ICE agents. Here are the seven most horrifying atrocities that we have…
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It's the end of December, which means people all over the world are making their lists of New Year's resolutions for 2026 — and President Donald Trump is no different.Through high-level contacts, The Babylon Bee has obtained the…
As we close out 2025, the time has come to announce the greatest of all awards, that prize far more coveted than a mere Nobel Prize or Oscar. After hours of intense debate, countless votes, and the sacking of two employees, we are now ready to…
We at The Babylon Bee would like to let Governor Tim Walz know that we are now a fully functioning daycare in Minnesota serving literally millions of children.After taking a long, hard look at our business model, we felt it financially prudent…
The Babylon Bee went to court to challenge a Hawaii law banning “deceptive media” during the 10 months before an election. The Hawaiian legislature passed S2687 in July 2024, allegedly to stop the spread of election “disinformation and…
With accusations flying of war crimes on the high seas, you may find yourself asking: what really constitutes a war crime? Let us help unpack this complex issue and and break down what does and doesn't make someone a war criminal: Source link
NEW YORK, NY — As the New York City mayoral race entered its final stretch before Tuesday's election, leading candidate Zohran Mamdani sought to broaden his appeal with undecided voters by promising to establish rent-free gulags throughout…
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