Care Not Killing is deeply disappointed at the ideological decision to bring back the deeply flawed assisted dying bill, despite poll after poll confirming the public do not see it as a priority. Dr Gordon Macdonald, CEO of Care Not Killing,…
TEHRAN — With rumors about his sexual preferences circulating amid the ongoing military conflict ravaging his country, the new Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei was reportedly disappointed to learn that the 72 virgins awaiting him in paradise were all…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump was crushed today when aides informed him that Maduro and Mamdani are, in fact, different people.Trump had initially hailed the successful deposing of a lunatic communist, only to learn it was the one in…
Pope Leo XIV says he was “very disappointed” that his home state of Illinois had approved a law allowing for medically assisted suicide, and he called for greater respect for life. Leo said he had spoken “explicitly” and face-to-face with Gov.…
Pope Leo XIV expressed deep disappointment Tuesday over Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s decision to sign a bill legalizing assisted suicide. The pontiff revealed that he had personally pleaded with the fellow Catholic during a Vatican meeting last…
CLEVELAND, OH — While opening a present shaped like a Tommy gun, local father Fred Reinfeld was once again disappointed to discover it was only socks."Huh. I was really sure this was going to be a M1928 Thompson Submachine Gun,"…
KANSAS CITY, MO — With the conclusion of the World Series, the Major League Baseball season had officially come to an end, leaving one local man looking forward to being sorely disappointed by his favorite team's offseason moves.Tom Kimmel,…
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