U.S. — As news broke that the murder trial of Lindsay Clancy would end in a mistrial, Heaven released a statement reminding everyone that justice is still ultimately in the hands of God."I know everyone's upset about this apparent…
CHICAGO, IL — A fifth-grade teacher at Lincoln Elementary reportedly admonished her classroom on Thursday, asking the kids to please raise their hands to be called on instead of firing pistols into the air.Gun violence is nothing new in Chicago,…
HEAVEN — Millions breathed a sigh of relief today as Heavenly sources confirmed that sending a prayer hands emoji counts exactly the same as actually praying for someone.According to the report, spending two seconds pressing an emoji button…
The Supreme Court has handed Monsanto one of the most consequential corporate liability victories of this term.The ruling in Monsanto Company v. Durnell, issued on Thursday, does more than protect the maker of Roundup from one Missouri…
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OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — In a touching ceremony, basketball legend LeBron James finally passed the official "King of Flops" crown on to the Oklahoma City Thunder's Shai Gilgeous-Alexander.Though James was reluctant to part with his…
President Donald Trump is tinkering with the idea of dialing back America’s military presence in Europe because a number of countries refused to cooperate with the U.S. in Iran. But there is only so much he can do on his own. Trump announced…
CNN senior data analyst Harry Enten said Monday that Republicans could hold onto their Senate majority thanks to historically bad polling for Democrats. Democrats maintain a five-point lead over Republicans in generic congressional polling as of…
Promises kept. The Trump Administration just made its clearest move yet toward dismantling the Department of Education — shifting its largest financial operation out of the agency. In a newly announced interagency agreement, the Department of…
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