CUETA — The people of Spain were reportedly horrified to see footage of tens of thousands of migrants illegally invading their nation, knowing full well that their country could soon become Minnesota.Thousands of migrants fled Morocco into…
MOBILE, AL — Local conservatives Michael and Lacie Barnett were reportedly aghast after walking in on their son Jeffrey watching the FIFA World Cup.Lacie collapsed into her husband's arms in horror as Michael demanded to know how long this…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Donald Trump called an impromptu press conference in front of the White House this week to deliver a life-changing message to actor Mark Hamill, revealing that he was, in reality, the actor's father.The actor was…
SALEM, OR — A hotel guest caused quite the stir at a local Holiday Inn Express this week after discovering the presence of ICE at his hotel."Why is Holiday Inn aiding and abetting literal fascists?" said Marvin Pimmins, a concerned…
NEW YORK, NY — In the wake of his overwhelming election win that signalled a dramatic political shift in the United States, New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani was reportedly horrified to wake up this morning and discover that he now had a…
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