IT’S ‘STOP THE LOBSTER’ DAY!
After I called it “Spanberger’s lobster” last week, many others have taken up that phrase to describe the crustacean-like shape of the district that Democrats would inflict on Virginia if today’s referendum passes. Vote…
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Natives vs. Newcomers in Virginia: What ‘Spanberger’s Lobster’ Is Really About : The Other McCain
Posted on | April 13, 2026 | No Comments Current Virginia congressional districts (click image to enlarge) When I was a young newspaper staffer in Rome, Georgia, my boss was Pierre-Rene Noth. He was half-Jewish and half-Catholic. His father had…
Morbidly Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Any Knowledge Of What Happened To Leftover Lobster For The Troops
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An uncharacteristically rotund Pete Hegseth held a press conference to deny having any knowledge of what happened to all the leftover lobster that had been procured for the troops."I, Secretary of War Peter Hegseth, have…