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House Of Representatives Goes On Break After Long, Hard Stretch Of Not Working
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States House of Representatives canceled all scheduled votes and went on break to recuperate from a long, tough stretch of not doing anything.Speaker of the House Mike Johnson confirmed that weeks of constant…
Rule 5 Sunday: SecTreas Taking The Long Position? : The Other McCain
Posted on | September 14, 2026 | No Comments — compiled by Wombat-socho Recently a marketing genius on X yclept Mike Alfred came up with a notion reminiscent of the old Big Johnson Brokerage T-shirts.* He proposed an advertising campaign for…
Man Returns To Work From Long Weekend Refreshed And Ready To Give Mediocre Effort
ROME, GA — After a long holiday weekend, local man Kevin Simpson returned to his office at River City Bank this morning, refreshed and ready to give a mediocre effort.Simpson arrived at his desk recharged from a three-day weekend filled with…
Woman Praying That The Lord’s Will Be Done As Long As It’s The Same As Her Will
POUGHKEEPSIE, NY — A local woman reportedly dedicated herself to praying day and night that the Lord's will be done for her, but only so long as it is the same as her will.Britney Peters, 26, began basing her prayers on the Lord's…
Mayor Klutz — What’s Behind Mamdani’s Long String of Fumbles, Failures and Fiascos
By The New York Post Editorial Board Take a step back and recognize that City Hall’s embarrassing disconnect on the supposed NYPD detail to protect first lady Rama Duwaji on a personal trip to Syria and Lebanon was just the latest utterly…
Man Exhausted After Long Day Of Typing Stuff Into ChatGPT
MANCHESTER, NH — Local man Stephen Barnes returned home from work early Monday evening, exhausted after a long day of typing stuff into ChatGPT.Barnes explained to his wife how difficult it is to maintain such a high level of output for hours…
Classical Education for Those Long Out of School – Religion & Liberty Online
An education in the classics, including the Christian classics, is not something for the college classroom only—it should be a lifelong habit. Read More… Over the past 15 years, Scott Postma has completed seminary, earned a Ph.D. from Faulkner…
Government-Run Stores To Allow Anyone To Buy Groceries As Long As They Have Special Mark On Hand Or Forehead
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani assured citizens today that a photo ID would not be needed to shop at government-run grocery stores, stating all that would be required is a special mark on the right hand or forehead.The mark, which will be…
Hilariously Comical DEI Academic Accused of Plagiarism, Joins a Long List of Fakers
Many years ago, late economist Walter E. Williams recounted a story about being offered a prestigious Ivy League professorship. A young man at the time, he refused the position. Since he wasn’t qualified on paper, he explained, it would be…