HOLLYWOOD, CA — Though The Super Mario Galaxy Movie may be doing well at the box office, critics blasted the film for its flimsy plotting and not making Yoshi bisexual.The sequel racked up positive reviews from audiences despite failing to…
EUGENE, OR — Local man Bennett Stenson has become increasingly excited for the new Mario movie after hearing that film critics hated it.With several professional critics turning in abysmal reviews for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, Stenson's…
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The 2028 Republican presidential race isn’t supposed to be happening yet. But CNN senior data analyst Harry Enten says it’s already underway—and Vice President JD Vance is blowing the doors off the field. “These guys are running already, even if…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has just announced an invitation for Mario and Sonic to come to the White House and broker a historic peace deal.In yet another win for world peace, the two arch-rivals are expected to walk away from the…
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