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‘Obsession’ Director Says He Got Idea For Horror Movie Having Once Met A Woman
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Director Curry Barker has a surprise hit on his hands with his indie horror movie Obsession, which has especially connected with Gen Z audiences. Barker said he got the idea for his frightening movie from a real-life source.…
Movie About Amazing Man Born With No Arms or Legs Hits Theaters This Fall
Nick Vujicic was born without arms or legs in 1982 in Melbourne, Australia. Doctors could offer his parents no explanation and no prognosis. They did not know whether he would ever marry or become a father, or what his life might ultimately…
Hollywood Baffled By Success Of Movie Made To Entertain People
HOLLYWOOD — Studio executives have been utterly baffled by the massive success of a movie made to entertain people.Defying all industry expectations, a movie designed to be enjoyed by the audience has fared remarkably well in theaters, leaving…
Critics Blast ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ For Its Flimsy Plotting And Not Making Yoshi Bisexual
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Though The Super Mario Galaxy Movie may be doing well at the box office, critics blasted the film for its flimsy plotting and not making Yoshi bisexual.The sequel racked up positive reviews from audiences despite failing to…
Man Getting Really Excited About Mario Movie After Seeing Critics Hated It
EUGENE, OR — Local man Bennett Stenson has become increasingly excited for the new Mario movie after hearing that film critics hated it.With several professional critics turning in abysmal reviews for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, Stenson's…
A Great Awakening: The Movie
“George Whitefield was the revolution,” Benjamin Franklin tells his grandson during the 1787 Constitutional Convention then being held in Franklin’s hometown of Philadelphia. It was Whitefield — the most important preacher of the Great Awakening…
‘Sinners’ Wins Oscar For Crappiest Movie To Win Oscar
HOLLYWOOD, CA — The horror movie Sinners has officially won the Oscar for "Crappiest Movie To Win An Oscar".The award each year goes to the most awful, banal cinematic catastrophe that somehow squeaks out an Oscar for being super gay…
Awesome New Streaming Service Records Movie Streams Onto Cool Shiny Discs And You Can Buy Them And Own Them Forever
U.S. — Entertainment fanatics will soon have something revolutionary to look forward to, as an awesome new streaming service will record movie streams onto shiny discs and give consumers the opportunity to buy them and own them forever.The…
Movie Studio With The Entire Collected Works Of Humanity To Select From Decides To Just Do ‘Spider-Man’ Again
LOS ANGELES, CA — A movie studio with access to the entire collected works of humanity for use in its film adaptations reportedly opted to make yet another Spider-Man movie instead, sources revealed."Just do another Spider-Man!" noted…