U.S. — The Babylon Bee is excited to publicly release our first official staff photo in five years, with a huge thanks to the expert visual media team from Stanford University who made it possible.While some faces have changed over the years,…
SAN ANTONIO, TX — Local Uber driver Vish Patel spent hours today searching his phone for the worst possible photo to use in his Uber profile."Too friendly," Patel muttered as he swiped past a smiling photo of himself at his…
Harry Enten just dropped some numbers that’ll make election integrity skeptics squirm. In a CNN segment that hit X Tuesday, the network’s own data guy showed 77% of Americans favor requiring a photo ID to vote. That includes a solid 62% of…
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The Italian-American restaurant chain Olive Garden accidentally walked into the national voter ID war after explaining that customers must show photo identification before digging into 13 weeks of unlimited pasta. The Garden revived its…
Is Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell really still alive? A new photo of him in a hospital bed with his wife by his side appears to confirm it... or does it?Here is the photo in question:If you think this "proof of life" is suspicious,…
CHICAGO, IL — In a cruel denial of basic human rights, the Obama Presidential Library has disenfranchised millions of black Americans by requiring photo identification for entry.The rule will prevent Library access to virtually all black…
Nothing unites the internet quite like a questionable selfie. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries found himself on the receiving end of a social media pile-on Wednesday after posting what was intended to be a celebratory tribute to the New…
Last week, we put out the challenge to our intrepid subscribers to caption this glorious photo of Trump with a bee. After sifting through the stack of entries, the editorial team at the Bee is proud to announce the winner is:King And Queen…
The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) confirmed that one of its soldiers smashed an effigy of Jesus Christ torn off of a crucifix.The soldier committed the sacrilege in southern Lebanon, which Israel is seeking to conquer in its quest for a Greater…
A view from the edge of space — and a reminder of just how small we are. NASA released a striking new image Tuesday night captured by astronauts aboard Artemis II, offering a rare glimpse of the Milky Way from deep space. “Sky full of stars,”…
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