WASHINGTON, D.C. — In preparation for an historic dinner with Chinese President Xi Jinping, President Donald Trump ordered White House kitchen staff to slaughter the fattened cat.The tubby cat, nicknamed "Dumpling" by White House…
COLUMBUS, OH — Local man Greg Gentry reportedly spent Friday morning mentally and physically preparing to perform a lobotomy on himself after his four-year-old daughter discovered the children's television franchise Blippi.According to…
The Catholic Church in France has voiced strong opposition to a controversial bill scheduled for debate on Monday, June 1, 2026, in the National Assembly, which includes provisions to lift the centuries-old secrecy of confession in cases…
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President Donald Trump is sharpening his message to Tehran as high-stakes negotiations loom, warning that Iran is operating from a position of weakness while attempting to leverage global shipping lanes. “The Iranians don’t seem to realize they…
President Donald Trump is escalating pressure on Iran, warning its leadership to move quickly toward a deal as U.S. military options are readied behind the scenes. In an early morning TRUTH Social post, Trump accused Iranian negotiators of…
REDLANDS, CA — For eons, fathers have been sharing wisdom with their sons to prepare them for adulthood, but none have been as successful as local father Garrett Jackson, who reportedly prepared his son for life's challenges by making him…
A new bill headed to Capitol Hill is looking to slam the door on naturalized Americans who allegedly gamed the system — and then kept on taking. The proposal, set to be introduced by House Majority Whip Tom Emmer (R-MN), would strip citizenship…
BLOOMINGTON, MN — With Thanksgiving nearly here, local man Chad Erickson was reportedly eager to get back to his true passion as a mall Santa Claus and has already begun preparing for the gig by cutting off his ankle monitor."Can't let…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the end of the government shutdown in sight, the United States Congress was reportedly preparing to pivot from doing nothing because of the shutdown to doing nothing because they're Congress."Yea or nay, it…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the announcement that she was finally retiring from the U.S. Congress and would not seek reelection in 2026, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi prepared herself for a sad future of outsider trading.Having long been in the…
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