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Image for article: Somber Tim Walz Announces Every Daycare Center Record Sadly Perished In Last Night's Riot

MINNEAPOLIS — A notably somber Governor Tim Walz announced that tragically, all of the state's daycare records were destroyed by fire during last night's riot.Walz stated that despite his best efforts, somehow every single record…

Trump Sadly Announces A Dog Ate The Epstein Files And Then The Dog Was Lost In A Boating Accident And Then The Boat Was Nuked

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November 19, 2025

Image for article: Trump Sadly Announces A Dog Ate The Epstein Files And Then The Dog Was Lost In A Boating Accident And Then The Boat Was Nuked

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump had been looking forward to releasing all of the Epstein files in accordance with Congress's "Epstein Files Transparency Act", but reported that a dog actually ate the files, the dog was then…

Tag: Sadly

Somber Tim Walz Announces Every Daycare Center Record Sadly Perished In Last Night’s Riot

Trump Sadly Announces A Dog Ate The Epstein Files And Then The Dog Was Lost In A Boating Accident And Then The Boat Was Nuked

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