Posted on | December 29, 2025 | No Comments — compiled by Wombat-socho We’re willing to accept a reasonable facsimile. H/T @kbdabear on X.Ceterum autem censeo Silicon Valley et Hamas delendam sunt. ANIMAL MAGNETISM: Animal’s First Red Friday…
KNOXVILLE, TN — It's that time of year again, when astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson renews his annual tradition of going down people's chimneys to tell their kids that Santa isn't real.According to various reports from around…
ANCHORAGE, AK - A military spokesman confirmed Wednesday that Russian forces launched a successful sneak attack on Alaska while everyone at North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) was busy tracking Santa's sleigh. "We never…
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It’s time to go Ho, Ho, Home. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement rolled out a darkly festive new video this week, featuring Santa Claus rounding up illegal migrants, and warning them to leave voluntarily before landing on the naughty list.…
AUSTIN, TX — The State of Texas has issued its annual reminder for residents to please refrain from shooting Santa Claus.The reminder has gone out to all Texans every December 21st for the last twenty years, ever since the infamous 2005 incident…
DAYTON, OH — A giant skeleton Halloween decoration received an updated look this week as its owners climbed a ladder and placed a Santa hat on its head, thus brilliantly transforming it into a Christmas decoration."Dangit, we forgot to take…
U.S. — As Christmas Eve approaches, decorations adorn the tree, and bands of carolers prepare to roam the streets, an urgent message arrived from the North Pole to remind everyone not to forget that Santa Claus wants gluten in his cookies.Jolly…
An interview with economist Lawrence Read iStock.com/francisblack Socialism is like the story of Santa Claus. “But the truth is that Santa Claus…
By The Stream Published on December 5, 2025 Is Christmas A Pagan Holiday? Some are convinced Christmas is a beautiful celebration of Jesus. Others are convinced it’s a dark conspiracy from Babylon involving Nimrod, pagan trees, etc. In this…
BLOOMINGTON, MN — With Thanksgiving nearly here, local man Chad Erickson was reportedly eager to get back to his true passion as a mall Santa Claus and has already begun preparing for the gig by cutting off his ankle monitor."Can't let…
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