NEW YORK, NY — Citizens of the year 2026 were left confused on Tuesday after a rift in the spacetime continuum deposited an apparent time traveler from the year 3247, whose sole mission was to warn humanity that Disney was still making Toy Story…
American drivers are finally seeing relief at the pump. The national average price for regular gasoline fell to $3.999 per gallon on Thursday, according to the American Automobile Association (AAA), marking the first time in more than five…
When I first booted up The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, I thought I was gonna be in for a magical experience. The opening title card is fantastical and mysterious, and the music is pretty good. I couldn't find an option to turn the…
June is the month which the LG-with-BLT-and-fries crowd co-opt for the purpose of celebrating...whatever it is they celebrate. I think I'll call it Pride-Goeth-Before-the Fall month. Far more importantly, June is the month in which…
SAN ANTONIO, TX — Sources confirmed that local 40-year-old Marcus Harper officially entered the developmental stage of adulthood characterized by an intense, borderline-religious obsession with researching electrolytes.Following his 40th…
By The California Post Editorial Board California regulations are too many, too onerous and too oppressive. The entire regime needs an overhaul. Breaking Alerts Don't miss the stories that matter. Get Sean's breaking news alerts —…
Cases of a tick-borne disease that renders victims permanently allergic to red meat are skyrocketing in the United States.The condition “has proliferated from just a few dozen known cases in 2009 to as many as 450,000 now,” reported The Guardian…
President Trump wants America to stop touching the clocks. The president is throwing his weight behind a bipartisan push to make daylight saving time permanent, cheering a House committee vote that moved the proposal one step closer to the…
U.S. — With The Late Show scheduled to end its 33-year run on Thursday night, the nation was looking forward to not watching Stephen Colbert one last time.For an entire generation that grew up with The Late Show, the closing episode represents…
ALTOONA, PA — Local man Ted Woods got tired of all the time spent getting angry online. "There's always something new to get angry at each day," Woods said. "And you never know what time the facts will come out confirming the…
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