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Image for article: Turkey Pardoned By Biden Administration 4 Times Commits Violent Turkey Murder

PORTLAND, OR — A turkey that had previously been pardoned by former President Joe Biden four times was reportedly arrested in connection with a violent turkey murder."Another horrible crime that could have been prevented," said a…

Family Holding Out Hope This Will Finally Be Thanksgiving Where Turkey Explodes In Epic Fireball

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November 26, 2025

Image for article: Family Holding Out Hope This Will Finally Be Thanksgiving Where Turkey Explodes In Epic Fireball

BOISE, ID — Members of a local family are holding out hope that this might finally be the year they get to see their Thanksgiving turkey explode in an epic fireball, just like in all those local news segments warning of the dangers of turkeys…

Tag: Turkey

Turkey Pardoned By Biden Administration 4 Times Commits Violent Turkey Murder

Family Holding Out Hope This Will Finally Be Thanksgiving Where Turkey Explodes In Epic Fireball

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