NEW YORK, NY — Citizens of the year 2026 were left confused on Tuesday after a rift in the spacetime continuum deposited an apparent time traveler from the year 3247, whose sole mission was to warn humanity that Disney was still making Toy Story…
ROCKPORT, TX — Local man Jake Minter confirmed that he had now entered his 10th consecutive year of replying to every single text with only a single thumbs-up emoji.The streak carried on its decade-long run this morning when Minter's wife…
June is the month which the LG-with-BLT-and-fries crowd co-opt for the purpose of celebrating...whatever it is they celebrate. I think I'll call it Pride-Goeth-Before-the Fall month. Far more importantly, June is the month in which…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump set a new world record this week by winning the same war with Iran for the 27th time this year, shattering the previous record of one.According to White House officials, Trump first won the war with Iran…
The costs of the clerical abuse scandal in the United States soared 82 percent in the July 2024—June 2025 reporting year, to $483,534,316, according to the U.S. bishops’ Secretariat of Child and Youth Protection. The post Cost of…
Despite positive recent trends for family stability, including increasing numbers of babies born to college-educated women who are married, the overall proportion of babies born to unwed mothers is not declining, according to a new data…
Brought to you by: The FederalistPride Month is once again upon us, leaving families everywhere looking for the best ways to celebrate the occasion this year.The Babylon Bee conducted a poll of households across the country to compile the…
Abortion statistics released today by Public Health Scotland show that the number of abortions carried out in Scotland in 2025 was the highest number on record. The total number of abortions was 18,783, which represents an increase of 6,648 or…
One year on, Pope Leo XIV has thus cultivated a reputation as the “quiet American pope,” methodically restoring decorum, legality, and serenity to the papal office while at the same time, in some areas, pursuing the general line of Pope Francis.…
Five British people are accepted every month to have their lives ended at an assisted suicide clinic in Switzerland that does not require people to be physically ill. According to an investigation by The Times, around 65 British people per year…
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