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While many American Evangelicals often lose sight of it, the reality is that there are still places throughout the world where it is dangerous to live as a Christian. But where are the most dangerous places?
The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of places where Christians have the highest risk of deadly persecution:
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Starbucks: You never know what those dangerous extremists might do next.
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Ann Arbor: Few manage to escape this wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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In the back seat of a minivan while trying to install a child safety seat: Many a brother has turned away from the faith in such a situation.
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On top of a volcano that’s about to erupt: Apparently, this is dangerous for everyone, but it’s very dangerous for Christians too.
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Hollywood: They say Christians who step foot in this forbidden land perish instantly.
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An Episcopal church: They hate anything that has to do with Christianity, the Bible, or Jesus.
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Any other church on Sunday when Don Lemon is in town: Be prepared for deadly conflict.
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The vacuum of space: The latest data shows a 0% chance of survival for any Christian who travels there.
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U.S. Congress: Too many devout believers have gone there, and they were never the same afterward.
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In front of Gracie Mansion, where the Mayor of New York City lives, during an anti-Islam protest: Your chances of getting a bomb thrown at you by a Muslim are very high.
Terrifying. Pray for your brothers and sisters living under the hotbeds of persecution listed above. Where else is it dangerous to be a Christian? Sound off in the comments below.
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