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Mom Decides To Drop Kids Off For First Day Of School Three Weeks Early
DALLAS, TX — Citing extreme mental fatigue, local mother Sarah Jenkins made the decision this week to drop her children off for the first day of school roughly three weeks before the actual first day.Witnesses said Jenkins pulled into the empty…
Massie 2028? Students Say YES
Thomas Massie should run for president in 2028, according to student activists at the Ron Paul-inspired Young Americans for Liberty (YAL) convention in Cincinatti, Ohio.Jackson Ryan, a YALCON attendee, told The New American’s Andrew Muller that…
‘It’d Be So Easy To Hide A Body Out Here,’ Says Wife On Road Trip To No One In Particular
RAWLINS, WY — While staring at millions of acres of desolate sagebrush, local woman Michelle Clemmens absent-mindedly remarked how easy it would be to dispose of a human corpse out there."Hm. Over there would be good," Clemmens…
Children Are the Future of Every City
Back in 2012, Kathy Keller – now the widow of the beloved Dr. Tim Keller, author and founder of Redeemer Presbyterian Church in New York City – wrote a popular article for the Gospel Coalition with a counterintuitive headline: “Why the City is…
$200,000 Spent On Travel Ball Finally Pays Off With Son’s $500 College Scholarship
FLORENCE, SC — The $200,000 invested by the Benson family on their son Brayden's travel baseball team finally paid off, as he earned a $500 scholarship to Florence-Darlington Technical College."It was all worth it," said dad Greg…
3 Ways to Pass Faith On To Your Children
Recently distilled and released research confirms what generations of mothers and fathers have discovered to be true: parents remain the strongest influence on the current and long-term faith of their children. Earlier this summer, our friends…
Guy Benson: Can We Celebrate His Baby News?
Guy Benson, a Fox News political analyst, recently announced he and his “husband,” Adam Wise, are bringing home a newborn baby girl to join the boy they acquired through surrogacy in 2023. Benson’s celebratory Instagram post shows him and Wise…
Odysseus Finally Returns Home After 20 Years And Oh No! Penelope Is Out Of Baking Powder And Needs Him To Run Out Again Real Quick
ITHACA — Upon finally returning home after a desperate 20-year journey, Odysseus was informed by his wife Penelope that she was out of baking powder, and she asked if he could please run out again real quick.According to sources, the legendary…
Man Informs Wife He Can’t Mow The Lawn Today As He Is Busy Playing Lawn Mowing Simulator
BIRMINGHAM, AL — Local man Brett Callahan informed his wife that he wouldn't be able to mow the lawn today as he was completely tied up playing a lawn-mowing simulator.Despite his wife's pleas that the grass was now taller than their…
Romance In The Air As Wife Not Wearing Mouthguard
ABILENE, KS — Romance was in the air at the Farris household as wife Allison was seen getting ready for bed without her mouthguard in place.Mr. Aaron Farris, who had just finished brushing his teeth, felt a jolt of excitement as he noticed his…