‘Feminism Was A Mistake,’ Thinks Man Immediately After Starting To Change Baby’s Diaper

MACON, GA — Local dad Ryan Thompson realized that the entire feminist movement was a huge mistake when he was about 10 seconds in to changing his 5-month-old son’s diaper.

Though modern society has sung the praises of the women’s liberation movement over the last half-century, the sight and smell of his son’s diaper reportedly caused Thompson to reconsider his support for the cultural shift.

“I can’t believe so many men went along with this crap,” Thompson muttered to himself. “I could be smoking a cigar with my slippers on while the dog brings me my newspaper and my wife pulls a roast out of the oven, but NOOOO. We have to have ‘equality’ now, and everyone pitches in. Now look at me.”

Thomson’s wife, Teresa, could be heard asking her husband what he was saying under his breath while changing their son’s diaper.

“I’ve done about 15 of them today. He just got off work, and this is his first one. I know he’s tired, but so am I. What did you just say about the 19th Amendment, sweetheart?”

Ryan Thompson finished the change and picked his infant son up, and addressed him directly.

“Now, Christian, you listen to your old man,” Thompson remarked. “They wanted to own property and vote. Those things are good. But somewhere along the way… I dunno. Things went south for us. So watch out, someday you’ll be changing diapers in the name of inclusivity as well, son.”

At publishing time, Thompson was last seen at the sink, trying to wash the smell of feminism off of his hands.