CHICAGO, IL — Atheist Greg Hickman announced on Monday that he had devised a killer new argument that was sure to destroy Christianity.
“I can’t wait to unleash this online,” said Hickman. “It’s going to absolutely blow the mind of everyone who believes in an invisible sky daddy. They’ll never recover from this one, and finally, we can move on from Christianity, since it will have been definitively proven false.”
Hickman was last seen perusing X, looking for the right opportunity to unleash the destruction of the 2,000-year-old religion.
UPDATE: Upon using his argument, Greg Hickman discovered that it wasn’t a new argument, but in fact had been first argued over a thousand years ago.
“Yeah, I guess I should have looked it up first and saved us all some time,” Hickman said, sadly holding his fedora over his chest. “It’s not even considered a very tricky theological problem and has plenty of answers from ages ago.”
At publishing time, Hickman seemed uncertain about what his next course of action would be, but suddenly exclaimed, “Oh! Now I’ve got it! This will destroy them!” before making a rushed waddle to his gaming chair.
Do you think you can guess which one is the terrorist?
