SACRAMENTO, CA — California's $250 billion study looking into why it has so many unfinished projects was abandoned while only half-finished, the governor's office confirmed Friday.Governor Gavin Newsom shuttered the project, citing…
SEATTLE, WA — According to sources, local man Richard Stevenson prefers to take his coffee cold and with milk like a little baby.While grown men are widely known to drink black coffee, insiders confirmed that Stevenson likes to have copious…
SEATTLE, WA — According to sources, local man Richard Stevenson prefers to take his coffee cold and with milk like a little baby.While grown men are widely known to drink black coffee, insiders confirmed that Stevenson likes to have copious…
For years we’ve heard from a certain population segment and ideological set that we should, essentially, be “more like Europe.” We should have Europe’s nationalized healthcare. We should have Europe’s gun-control laws. We should have Europe’s…
NOTRE DAME, IN — After a thought-provoking roundtable discussion, theologians at the University of Notre Dame concluded that every meal in Heaven is most likely ice cream in a miniature baseball helmet."It makes the most sense," said…
FBI Director Kash Patel confirmed that the bureau is buying commercially available data that can track people’s movements and reconstruct their location history. The practice sits at the center of a growing legal and constitutional dispute.Patel…
A new bill is aiming to regulate the abortion drug mifepristone, citing concerns over the drug’s environmental impact endangering the health of the American public. Rep. Mary Miller (R-Ill.) introduced the Clean Water for All Life Act on…
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom announced the signing of an executive order that allocates over $900 million of additional funding to the California Department of Parks and Recreation for the purpose of setting up porta-potties for black…
HEAVEN — A group of seraphim guarding the gates of Heaven was terrified yesterday by the sudden appearance of legendary martial artist and action star Chuck Norris, who passed into glory at the earthly age of 86."Fear not!" Norris…
Alberta has tabled legislation that would make it the first Canadian province to stop euthanasia. Alberta will potentially impose strict provincial limits on medical assistance in dying (MAID), restricting euthanasia to end-of-life cases and…
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