Christian Living
Friend Group Recruits Baptist So As To Always Have Designated Driver
AMARILLO, TX — A group of local friends has recruited a Baptist girl so as to always have a designated driver.Though not particularly heavy drinkers, the group of reformed evangelicals felt the benefit of always having a guaranteed sober driver…
God Agrees To Let Trump Into Heaven If He Repents Of His Sin And Trusts In Jesus Christ Alone For Salvation
HEAVEN — Celestial sources report that in response to hearing of President Trump's hopes for getting into heaven, God has agreed to let Trump into His kingdom if he simply repents of his sin and trusts in Christ alone for his…
In Most Incredible Miracle Yet, Jesus Heals 40-Year-Old Man Of Weird Sounds His Joints Make Whenever He Moves
BATON ROUGE, LA — In a miracle outstripping even the raising of Lazarus from the dead, Jesus healed 40-year-old John Stephens of all the weird sounds his joints make every time he moves.Thousands have reportedly come to faith in Christ after…