Christian Living
Dad Fervently Prays For Daughter To Have Case Of Moderate Acne From Ages 14-23
ARVADA, CO — Local dad Craig Smith has spent the past year fervently praying that his daughter Claire will get a decent case of acne from age 14 until about 23."Please Lord, just until her frontal lobe develops," said Smith, ending his…
10 Dumbest Things Guardian Angels Have Saved People From
Humans get into a lot of trouble, which all too often is simply a product of our own stupidity. Here are the top ten dumbest things guardian angels have saved people from in all of history:Hal Wendell of Waco, TX, was rescued after being nearly…
7 Things To Say When Called On In Bible Class When You Weren’t Paying Attention
You were deeply lost in a daydream right in the middle of Bible class when - oh no! The professor is calling your name to answer a question about... something. Here are the ten best things to say if you find yourself in this terrible…
7 Simple Ways To Be A Better Christian This Year
If you're hoping to make good on your New Year's resolution to become a better Christian than you've come to the right place. The staff of The Babylon Bee has collectively read the Bible at least once, so we know a thing or two…
Small Group Waits In Hushed Anticipation As Newlyweds Prepare To Offer Marriage Advice
OLATHE, KS — A local church gathering was set to offer new insights into life that no one else had ever discovered before, as a small group waited in hushed anticipation, as newlyweds prepared to offer marriage advice to everyone else.Witnesses…
Great Commission Fulfilled: Woman Purchases ‘All I Need Is Coffee And Jesus’ Mug
BOULDER, CO — Local woman Denise Manthei fulfilled the Great Commission today by purchasing a mug proclaiming that all she needs is coffee and Jesus.Manthei even took the mug out in public for a walk through the park, going forth to make…
Bad At Praying? Here Are 11 Surefire Ways To Improve Your Prayer Life
Prayer is among the most powerful tools Christians have, yet like a sad houseplant, it's often neglected. That's why we consulted with the world's most faithful and holy Christians to learn the best tips to maintaining a healthy…
‘Oh Lord, Bless This Food To My Body,’ Says Man Eating 6 Kinds Of Leftover Pie For Breakfast
PHILADELPHIA, PA — Local man Dan Flannigan prayed this morning for the Lord to bless to the nourishment of his body the six kinds of leftover pie he would be consuming for breakfast.Flannigan beseeched God to bless a pecan pie, pumpkin pie,…
Double Your Time with God with this Devotional
By The Stream Published on November 20, 2025 In this 28-minute video, Kara Stout joins Bible Nerd Ministries to share how her devotional An Untroubled Heart helps believers deepen their relationship with God through morning and evening…
Just Jesus: Why Christ Must Be Central
Dr. O.S. Hawkins on Biblical illiteracy and true faith By Peter Demos Published on November 19, 2025 What if the answer to every secondary struggle — politics, culture, division, anxiety — wasn’t a strategy, but a Person? In this 30-minute…