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Nation Wonders Whatever Happened To The Guy Who Made ‘Aliens’ And ‘Terminator 2’ And Then Just Completely Stopped Making Movies
U.S. — The results of a national survey revealed that nearly 90% of moviegoers were curious about what happened to the guy who made Aliens and Terminator 2, and then apparently just completely stopped making movies for some reason."What…
Live-Action Remake Of Animated Film 98% Animated
Los Angeles, CA — Walt Disney Studios unveiled the teaser trailer this week for a much-anticipated live-action remake of a beloved animated movie that is only 98% animated.With the upcoming release of Moana, rather than spending years developing…
Shocking Study Reveals Someone Still Making Avatar Movies
LOS ANGELES, CA — The results of a shocking new study conducted by researchers at UCLA sent ripples through the scientific community this week, confirming what many have long suspected: someone, somewhere is still making Avatar movies."Our…
Rockstar Announces ‘GTA 6’ Is Now Available And Oh No There’s The Trumpet Of God And The World Is Ending!
NEW YORK, NY — In a reversal of yesterday's announcement, Rockstar Games revealed that the hotly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI is, in fact, available now. Rockstar President and co-founder Sam Houser confirmed that the game was finally…
Experts Confirm ‘BurgerTime’ Greatest Game Ever Made
REDMOND, WA — Experts at the DigiPen Institute of Technology confirmed what many have long suspected: the greatest video game of all time is BurgerTime."We've been studying BurgerTime for years and have determined beyond a reasonable…
In Toughest Survival Challenge Yet, Bear Grylls Attempts To Survive Weekend In Chicago
CHICAGO, IL — In a new television special, survivalist icon and TV host Bear Grylls was set to embark on his most daring survival challenge yet as he attempts to survive a weekend in Chicago."The city skyline is beautiful, but when…
‘VeggieTales’ Releases New Episode With Evil Orange Character Who Deports Mr. Lunt
U.S. — Real-world current events spilled over into children's entertainment once again, as VeggieTales released a new episode with an evil orange character who deports Mr. Lunt.The episode, titled "Man, Orange Bad," depicts the…
New Disney Ride Inverts Guests And Shakes Their Wallets Out Of Their Pockets
ANAHEIM, CA — An exciting new attraction unveiled at Disneyland reportedly inverts guests and shakes their wallets out of their pockets.Mickey's Magic MoneyGrabber is Disney's take on the future of economics and was opened at…
Colbert Grills Former Press Sec. Over Joe Biden’s Mental Collapse [WATCH]
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Colbert confronts KJP. Late-night liberal darling Stephen Colbert went off-script Monday night, grilling former press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre over boss Joe Biden’s mental decline and the Democrats’ betrayal of their own president. “It was…
20 Christ Metaphors In Video Games
Video games have a reputation for violence and novelty, but they can actually be quite Christ-focused. Just consider these top 20 Christ metaphors in video games:In Sonic the Hedgehog 3, Sonic can run so fast it's like he's walking on…