Entertainment
Hollywood Holds Hearings To Root Out Suspected Non-Communists
LOS ANGELES, CA — At the request of Hollywood executives, the California state government opened an inquiry into possible infiltration of the film industry by honest God-fearing, law-abiding American citizens who reject Communism.The hearings…
Lil Wayne Backs Trump’s White House Ballroom
Lil Wayne has entered the White House ballroom debate. The rap superstar praised Trump’s plan for a permanent White House ballroom during an appearance on the “Friends Keep Secrets” podcast, arguing that official Washington has spent too long…
Matt Walsh Calls Out ‘The Odyssey’ For Failing To Cast Actual Greek Demigods
NASHVILLE, TN — Conservative commentator Matt Walsh savagely lambasted director Christopher Nolan for his abject failure to cast any actual Greek demigods in The Odyssey.Walsh went on to trash the entire film as "woke garbage", mocking…
Disaster: ‘VeggieTales’ Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak
THE COUNTERTOP — The devastating Cyclospora parasite outbreak that lives on fresh produce tragically struck several beloved members of the VeggieTales cast this week.Archibald Asparagus first began showing signs of illness over the weekend, with…
Netflix Announces New Animated Film ‘Bro-Country Demon Hunters’
U.S. — Hoping to piggyback off of their smash hit "K-Pop Demon Hunters", Netflix has announced a new animated film coming in fall 2026 entitled "Bro-Country Demon Hunters".The new film will follow the bro-country trio Luke,…
Christopher Nolan Criticized For Not Depicting Trojan Horse As Historically Accurate Large Wooden Rabbit
LOS ANGELES, CA — As critics continued to heap praise on Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, fans heavily criticized the blockbuster film for what they argue is a slew of unnecessary changes to Homer's original epic, notably the depiction…
Chuck E. Cheese Band Rocked By Lip-Sync Scandal
IRVING, TX — A band famous for playing at Chuck E. Cheese locations across the country was caught up in a scandal this week after fans accused them of lip-syncing their songs.Munch's Make Believe Band debuted in June of 1990 to rave reviews…
Stephen King Defends Maine Democrat Graham Platner After Rape Allegation Sparks Backlash
Terminal TDS. Liberal horror novelist Stephen King is refusing to abandon embattled Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner — even after the candidate’s former girlfriend accused him of breaking into her home and raping her while drunk.…
Trump Endorses Jon Kahn’s New America 250 Anthem, Urges Americans to Listen
POTUS loves Kahn’s new tune… President Donald Trump is giving another major boost to Breitbart’s Jon Kahn, sharing the songwriter’s newest patriotic anthem with his nearly 13 million Truth Social followers ahead of America’s 250th birthday…
Supergirl Unveils New Superpower Of Losing $100 Million In A Single Week
METROPOLIS — The public was once again amazed by one of its heroes in recent days, as Supergirl unveiled a new superpower, showing the awesome ability to lose $100 million in a single week.In addition to the impressive powers of flight, super…