Entertainment
Dave Ramsey To Host New ‘Temptation Island’ Where Young Couples Are Enticed By High-Interest Credit Cards
U.S. — The Fox Network announced on Monday that financial guru Dave Ramsey would be the host of a revamped Temptation Island, which will follow several young couples as they are enticed by payday loans and high-interest credit cards.A synopsis…
Bill Maher Calls Eric Swalwell ‘Creep,’ Fuels Debate Over Political ‘Open Secrets’
Bill Maher unloaded on former Rep. Eric Swalwell, calling him a “f–king creep” as the fallout from a wave of sexual misconduct allegations continues to ripple through political and media circles. The blunt remarks came during Maher’s show, where…
Hollywood Baffled By Success Of Movie Made To Entertain People
HOLLYWOOD — Studio executives have been utterly baffled by the massive success of a movie made to entertain people.Defying all industry expectations, a movie designed to be enjoyed by the audience has fared remarkably well in theaters, leaving…
Why The Empty Brady Bunch House is a Sad Metaphor of Modernity
If you were born sometime in the last century, you’re undoubtedly familiar with “the story of the lovely lady, who was bringing up three very lovely girls.” As it was, their four lives managed to intersect with “a man named Brady, who was busy…
Famous TV Commercial Characters: Where Are They Now?
Television commercials are a touchstone of artistic expression. In them, products are sold, and dreams are forged. In those moments, we may consider them a nuisance, but they can also gain a special place in our hearts. And so it is worth…
‘It’s Not My Job To Be Funny,’ Says Comedian
LOS ANGELES, CA — A comedian who is paid millions of dollars annually to make people laugh appeared on a podcast to explain to the American people that it is not his job to be funny.Jimmy Kimmel, whose job title is "host of a late-night…
Popular Franchise Looks To Expand Fanbase By Changing What Made It Popular Franchise
HOLLYWOOD, CA — It's a simple formula: take an already wildly popular franchise and then tweak it a bit to attract even more fans."It seems like such a foolproof plan," said Nina Gibbs, showrunner of a popular franchise. "I…
Critics Blast ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ For Its Flimsy Plotting And Not Making Yoshi Bisexual
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Though The Super Mario Galaxy Movie may be doing well at the box office, critics blasted the film for its flimsy plotting and not making Yoshi bisexual.The sequel racked up positive reviews from audiences despite failing to…
Man Getting Really Excited About Mario Movie After Seeing Critics Hated It
EUGENE, OR — Local man Bennett Stenson has become increasingly excited for the new Mario movie after hearing that film critics hated it.With several professional critics turning in abysmal reviews for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, Stenson's…
In Historic First, Podcaster Goes On Other Podcaster’s Podcast
ROANOKE, VA — In a historic first that is shaking up the entire podcasting universe, one podcaster went on another podcaster's podcast.The incredible, once-in-a-lifetime event occurred when host Shawn McMath, host of the show Animals and…