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Hollywood Colorist Fired After Accidentally Leaving Color In Film
BURBANK, CA — Panic swept through Warner Bros. Studios on Tuesday after a senior colorist was terminated for accidentally allowing visible primary colors to remain in a major motion picture.The incident occurred during post-production on a…
Hollywood Working On Darker, Grittier Reboot Of ‘Howdy Doody’
LOS ANGELES, CA — Nearly 65 years after The Howdy Doody Show was canceled, NBCUniversal announced plans to bring back the beloved character in a dark, gritty reboot.Children in the 40s and 50s who grew up watching The Howdy Doody Show are now…
Dolly Parton, Country Music Legend, Dies at 80
Dolly Parton — the rhinestoned songwriter who turned a dirt-poor Tennessee childhood into one of the most beloved careers in American music — has died. She was 80. Parton’s family confirmed her death Tuesday, with her nephew and longtime head of…
‘Rings Of Power’ Producers Save A Fortune By Filming At Local Renaissance Festival
PLANTERSVILLE, TX — Faced with mounting costs and dwindling viewership, producers for the Amazon TV series Rings of Power reportedly saved hundreds of millions of dollars by simply filming at a local Renaissance Festival.Showrunners felt the…
New ‘X-Men’ Movie Expected To Flop As They Went Woke And Made Storm Black
U.S. — Entertainment industry insiders predicted that the upcoming Marvel Studios X-Men reboot would flop after the producers chose to go woke and make the character "Storm" an African-American woman.Critics believed that the absurdity…
Scientists Theorize Existence Of Movie Not Starring Zendaya
CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — A team of leading physicists at the University of Cambridge theorized the existence of a motion picture that does not feature actress Zendaya.The controversial paper, published after years of study, had already shaken the…
‘Ted Lasso’ Renewed Again Based On Strength Of Those Three Decent Episodes Back In 2020
U.S. — Apple TV series Ted Lasso has been renewed for a fifth season based on the strength of those three episodes that aired back in 2020 that were kind of okay.After launching into its fourth season, which follows Lasso doing something or…
Ruined By WOKE: Ms. Pac-Man Made Less Sexy For Modern Remake
TOKYO — Following a trend in the video game industry to stop serving women up for the male gaze, Ms. Pac-Man has been made less sexy for the modern-day remake of the classic arcade hit.Ms. Pac-Man, originally designed to be the sexy counterpart…
Fauci Appears On ‘Jeopardy!’, Pleads The Fifth To Every Question
CULVER CITY, CA — Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared on the beloved trivia game show Jeopardy! last night, only to invoke the Fifth Amendment in response to every clue.Host Ken Jennings welcomed Fauci to the stage with enthusiastic applause before…
White House Fires Back After Mellencamp Mocks Gulf of America
John Mellencamp turned one of his biggest hits into a protest against President Donald Trump. The White House promptly turned the volume back up. The 74-year-old rocker interrupted “Pink Houses” during his Saturday concert in Holmdel, New…