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New Starfleet Vessel Unable To Reach Warp Speed Because Crew Is Too Fat
SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER — The exploration of other strange, new worlds and the seeking out of new life and new civilizations hit an unexpected snag this week, as Starfleet's newest vessel was reportedly unable to reach warp speed because…
White House, President Trump Pay Tribute to Dilbert Creator
Cartoonist, author, and political commentator Scott Adams died Tuesday after a battle with prostate cancer. He was 68. His ex-wife and caregiver, Shelly, made the announcement on Adams’ livestream Tuesday morning. “Unfortunately, this isn’t good…
Singer-Songwriter Jon Kahn Debuts Haunting New Song One Year After Losing Home in L.A. Fires
One year after losing his home of more than 20 years in the Palisades fires, Breitbart’s Jon Kahn is turning devastation into a new song and video: “After It Burns.” It’s intimate. Hard-edged. A reflection on loss, anger, and the resolve that…
Trump To Choose Next Venezuelan President In Inaugural Season Of ‘El Aprendiz’
CARACAS — Following the deposition of dictator Nicolas Maduro, the White House announced that Donald Trump would make his return to reality television to choose the next Venezuelan president in the inaugural season of El Aprendiz.In a lucrative…
Crew Of Starship ‘Enterprise’ Discovers Yet Another New Planet That Looks Shockingly Like Southern California
SPACE — The crew of the USS Enterprise made a surprising discovery after landing on yet another planet that looked shockingly like the landscape of Southern California.A scout team made up of Lieutenant-Commander Dr. Leonard McCoy and Lieutenant…
Jelly Roll Receives Pardon Just Days Before Christmas, ‘His Story is Remarkable’
SEASON OF FORGIVENESS: Jelly Roll Receives Pardon Just Days Before Christmas, 'His Story is Remarkable' …
9 Classic Villains Who Need A Sympathetic Origin Story Prequel
It's all the rage these days — well-known villains getting the hero treatment with origin stories that show how misunderstood they've been all the time. But what other classic bad guys could benefit from this fad?The Babylon Bee has…
9 Booby Traps That Were Cut From ‘Home Alone’
The holiday classic Home Alone featured some of the most iconic improvised booby traps in movie history, but did you know that the original script included many more of them?The Babylon Bee spoke with film industry insiders and discovered the…
Academy Awards Move to YouTube as Ratings Continue Nosedive
The Academy Awards are officially going digital, with the Oscars headed to YouTube in a blockbuster streaming deal that will reshape Hollywood’s biggest night. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced Wednesday it has signed a…
Miss Rachel Apologizes For Poorly Timed ‘J Is For Jihad’ Episode
NEW YORK CITY, NY — Popular kids' entertainment mogul Miss Rachel apologized this week for releasing what many are calling a poorly timed video titled "J Is For Jihad.""Hi, kids! Today, we're going to learn about what…