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Democrat Lateefah Simon Calls Republicans “Klansmen” for Opposing Abortion
A California congresswoman is facing backlash after comparing Republicans to “Klansmen” and calling for an abortion “underground railroad” in states that protect unborn children. During a recent speech, California Representative Lateefah Simon…
What to Know About the Life at Conception Act Introduced in the U.S. Senate
Important legislation was introduced earlier this year to protect all preborn human life from the moment of creation, and it deserves the attention of every American who believes all human life has value. Senator Mike Rounds (SD) introduced the…
Californians Give Us Their Top 9 Reasons For Still Voting Democrat
It's Primary Election Day in California, and, as expected, a ton of people are still voting Democrat. The Babylon Bee hit the streets to find out why.Here are some of the top reasons:"Well, my home hasn't burned down yet.":…
Planned Parenthood May Have to Pay $350 Million for Lying About Abortion
Last week, a Florida Circuit Court judge rejected Planned Parenthood’s motion to dismiss a false advertising lawsuit from the Florida Attorney General over the abortion giant’s claims that chemical abortion drugs are “safer than Tylenol.” In…
UN on Verge of Bankruptcy as U.S. Withholds $4 Billion in Fees
The United States is withholding more than $4 billion in unpaid dues to the United Nations, whose leaders are warning that the globalist organization is on the verge of collapse. Ending the UN would be among the greatest contributions to…
Disney Attempts To Win Star Wars Fans Back With New Jar Jar Binks Trilogy
BURBANK, CA — In an effort to win back disgruntled fans, Disney executives announced a brand-new Star Wars film trilogy centered entirely around Jar Jar Binks, one of the most popular characters in the franchise.The multi-billion-dollar project…
A Dying Ben Sasse: We Need “More Healthy Normies” in Office Right Now
It almost sounds like the beginning of a classic joke – a reporter and a former politician walk into a New York City bar. Only the latter is Ben Sasse, a dying man battling five types of cancer, and still alive three months beyond his projected…
Companies Posting Pride Month Logo Obviously Unaware That Donald Trump Is President
U.S. — Several companies across the U.S. posting special Pride Month versions of their logos on social media were apparently unaware that Donald Trump is currently president.According to sources, executives at a number of major companies had…
Satan Takes Credit For Raisins
HELL — Satan confirmed this week that he was, in fact, responsible for raisins.Speculation had run rampant for thousands of years of human history regarding the origin of the alleged "dried grapes," but the Father of Lies held a press…
Abortion Clinic Caught Harvesting Body Parts From 5-Month-Old Aborted Baby
A prominent late-term abortion clinic harvests fetal body parts from preemie-age infants after using large doses of labor-inducing drugs on their mothers, a new investigative documentary exposes. “What Happened to Clementine?” integrates victim…