INGOT ISLE — According to sources, the ape known as Donkey Kong is certain collecting another banana will fill the God-shaped hole in his heart."OHHHHHHH banana!" DK said, illustrating that he hoped his next banana would finally bring…
As a preacher, I loved shocking my congregation from the pulpit. That way I got their attention. One Sunday, I told them I was a compulsive gambler. They nearly fainted. Worse, I told them that I used God to justify my gambling because I…
The type of cancer you get makes a huge difference to your chances of survival. Significant advances have been made in the treatment of many of the more common types of cancer – for example, melanoma patients are now almost guaranteed to live…
METROPOLIS — A new scandal threatened to arise between governing officials and Earth's greatest superhero, as Metropolis sued Superman for being far too effective in reducing crime in the city.City leaders were outraged that the Last Son of…
Planned Parenthood affiliates in states with strong pro-life laws generated nearly $500 million in annual revenue, including millions in taxpayer funds, according to a new report by American Life League (ALL). The findings, released Monday,…
According to a New York Post report, an illegal migrant accused of killing three people in a Florida highway crash is an Indian national who had previously been processed for deportation but avoided removal by claiming fear of returning home.…
By Joël Malm Published on August 18, 2025 What is a “godly” person? Joël and Rick Malm into the complexities of godliness as they continue their journey through the first draft of Joël’s book, Hiking the Clouds. They explore the balance between…
According to a Business Insider report, MSNBC is preparing to change its name and logo amid shakeups from parent company Comcast NBCUniversal. The new network will be called MS NOW. From Business Insider: That will be the new name of MSNBC when…
By The New York Post Editorial Board New York’s state Public Service Commission just OK’d big National Grid rate increases that’ll hike many upstate utility bills by $600 a year — fueling outrage Democrats will soon feel. Downstate, Con Edison…
Three states — Ohio, South Carolina, and West Virginia — are sending National Guard troops to Washington as part of the Trump administration’s push to confront crime and homelessness in the capital. West Virginia will send 300 to 400 troops,…
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